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imperfect *
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February 15, 2014 11:51am UTC

Another valentine's day without a boyfriend wow what a surprise

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imperfect *
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February 15, 2014 11:28am UTC

You go to school nothing happens
You miss one day:7 fights, 3 teachers missing,
school had a blackout and rihanna performed in the cafeteria.

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sleepy*
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February 22, 2014 2:00pm UTC

Losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupιd to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe.

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dreamer*
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February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
me:
me: wait I'm 20 years old

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sleepy*
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February 22, 2014 2:10pm UTC

*puts flappy bird high score on job application*

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sleepy*
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February 22, 2014 2:44pm UTC

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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sleepy*
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February 27, 2014 1:30pm UTC

But mom
Beyoncé doesn't clean her room

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imperfect *
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March 8, 2014 11:09am UTC

They say you find love in every corner...
My whole life must be a circle

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sleepy*
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March 11, 2014 1:21pm UTC

“You are flowers in my stomach
Cutting me open nightly, blooming through
The cracks of the ribs
I only want to be the sun for you”
—
Elke River

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Sophie*
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March 14, 2014 11:16am UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

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dreamer*
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February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC

jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

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Sophie*
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February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC

Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait

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sleepy*
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February 12, 2014 3:28pm UTC

Ihave childhood
memories that I am
not 100% sure if they
actually happened or if
I dreamed about them
i really don't know

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sophie*
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February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC

Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dreamer*
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January 30, 2014 3:17pm UTC

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine,can I have ketchup?

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sleepy*
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January 31, 2014 10:26am UTC

nos•tal•gia
Noun
A sentimental longing for the past,
typically for a period or place with happy personal associations.

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imperfect *
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February 1, 2014 9:39am UTC

*Me with a friend*
Me:Omg I got something hilarious to tell you!
Well frist...HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok I 'm calm-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA...

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