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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
May 22, 2010 8:02pm UTC

When I was little...
and mad at my mom
I would step on cracks in the sidewalk as revenge.
mine. no jocking.

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katiebxo
posted a quote
June 27, 2010 10:26pm UTC

spongebob:“remember patrick, flatter the customer. make him feel good."
customer:
"hello?"
patrick:
"i love you."
♥

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MySuperSecretWitty
posted a quote
April 20, 2010 11:03pm UTC

Is it just me,
or do all guys just appear more likeable
through text messages?

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beautiful_liar
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 8:54pm UTC

So put down that beer
and throw away your cigarette. You're doing things that you'll soon regret.
Drinking. Smoking. Getting high. Do you enjoy making your parents cry?
These things may seem like ways to be cool, but in the end, there's no one to fool.
In your grave, soon you will be, if you don't take the time to [listen to me.]
These things can kill, don't you understand? I'm here to give you a lending hand.
I want to help you, to show you what's right. You're not alone in the awful fight.
So listen to me, and soon you'll see. There's other ways to be h a p p y .
You'll be ok, I promise you will. Just stop taking those god-damn pills.
It might be a struggle, but in the end you'll see. It was worth listening to me.
This is your l i f e , and you've only got one chance. So do things right.
L I V E A B O V E T H E
i ♥ n ♥ f ♥ l ♥ u ♥ e ♥ n ♥ c ♥ e
whoot. second quote.
haha,i wish i could put this under like 3 categories.

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madmae180
posted a quote
May 11, 2010 7:22pm UTC

Someone, somewhere,
Commits suicide
every fourty seconds.
Stop the timer.
Click the heart (♥)
if you support
suicide awareness.

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musicLOVER4ever
posted a quote
December 2, 2009 7:56am UTC

am i the only one;
who really wants a a gay best friend?!
i mean, it'd be pretty freaking sweet to have a guy go, "oh my gawd, you look gawjuss in that sweetie!"
(:

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peacelovearie54
posted a quote
January 5, 2010 7:58am UTC

--> s h e ' s a <--
<3 heart breaker <3
f.r.i.e.n.d. .t.a.k.e.r
d r a m a m a k e r
••• major ••• faker •••
&& everyone loves her.

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dmacxO
posted a quote
September 11, 2009 10:02pm UTC

Today,
I was looking up something in my [[ Spanish ]] book.
At the very beginning it has the
*_names of students who have had the book before. _*
The first name said "Micheal Jackson;
Issued: Black Returned: White"
--->I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the period.
MLIA

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fuckyeahquotes
posted a quote
July 27, 2010 7:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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live_laugh_love_xo
posted a quote
May 23, 2010 10:13am UTC

"I HOPE YOU GO
BALD!"
"I HOPE THEY CANCEL
OPRAH!"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
Drake && Joshh :D
click the <3? would really like it :D

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Heyitslexiee
posted a quote
June 14, 2010 10:13pm UTC

See that guy?
You know?
the one with the
hair,
and those
eyes,
and that
smile,
that makes you feel all warm inside?
That's him.
(<3) It if you thought of someone while reading this(:

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Jeessiiiicaaaaaah
posted a quote
June 14, 2010 7:08pm UTC

"Its because I'm black isnt it?"
"Dude. Your white."

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
July 5, 2010 10:47pm UTC

Team Jacob<3
because i know what it feels like to love someone
and not be loved back.

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alilayneheart
posted a quote
July 29, 2010 11:01pm UTC

Can we pretend that goldfish in a tank are like fairy god parents? I could really use a wish right now...

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
January 15, 2010 5:39pm UTC

&& Just because she comes off strong;
doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying. And even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe, she's really good at lying. ♥

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oliviaaababyy
posted a quote
February 9, 2010 5:44pm UTC

every girl needs a guy
who will text her while he plays call of duty
♥
that

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xoash73xo
posted a quote
August 9, 2010 10:54pm UTC

FIND A GUY;
who will pick up every piece of your broken and shattered heart
&& put it back together again;
keeping one piece for himself
&& replacing it
» with a piece of his. «
format: secretsunspoken__x

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AnixCam
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 2:45am UTC

A SAD STORY
A boy gave a challenge to his girlfriend to live a day without him. No communications at all and said that if she passed it, he'll love her forever. The girl agreed. She didn't text or call him the whole day, without knowing that his boyfriend had only 24 hours to live because he's suffering from cancer. She excitedly went to his boyfriend's house the next day. Tears fall as she saw her boyfriend lying on the coffin with a note on the side, saying, "You did it, baby. Now, can you do it everyday? I love you."

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liveforthemoment
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 1:44am UTC

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CrazyxForxLuv
posted a quote
July 7, 2010 11:09pm UTC

STOP
MOVING!!!
(I need to read you're shirt. )

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