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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Disney
    Teaching you not to talk to strangers,
    Unless they're hot

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I'm awkward around you,
    I probably like you.

  3. SparkleSparkleDinoRawr SparkleSparkleDinoRawr
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:31am UTC
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! :)

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:04am UTC
    Congrats to all of us
    for being the first generation to grow up online


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  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:11am UTC
    In every shop,there's always that one employee
    who stares at you like you're about to steal something

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:16am UTC
    Why i don't like people:
    1%-logical reason
    99%- i just don't

  8. shesjustokay shesjustokay
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:20am UTC
    In the Humpty Dumpty poem,
    it wasn't acctually said that he was an egg.

  9. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:22am UTC
    I've finally realised,
    that no matter what I do
    I'll never be good enough
    for you.

  10. RawrKatYeah RawrKatYeah
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 4:37am UTC
    ... I broke my arm ...
    So we were playing football in P.E and I was in the bad team. Beacuse I
    am really good at being the goalkeeper we were wining 1-0
    and there is a girl who is really competitive, she has nothing better
    to kick the ball really hard an I had nothing else to do apart from stopping
    the ball and it really hurted, I thought it was a little thing but it was not.
    I BROKE MY F*CKING ARM
    I promise you I will never forgive that girl.
    ( at least I stopped the ball )


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 1:57pm UTC
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    this is a hug from me to YOU,
    to let you know I'm thinking of you
    and although I have nothing to say,
    you know i have thought of you today.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Mom: What did you learn in school today?
    Me: That I hate everyone more than I thought

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    When I was younger, I was in McDonalds and I had my tamagotchi with me
    and I was playing with it and there was another girl, about my age, had a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over at each other. After a while, she went to the bathroom and I followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchi's and we made them have tamababies. To this day, it's the most scandalous I've ever done in my life.

  16. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    I wish the book of my life was written in
    pencil.. There are a few pages I would
    like to erase .

  17. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 4:48am UTC
    When my friend's not at school:
    5 % " I h o p e s h e ' s o k . "
    9 5 % H O W D A R E S H E L E A V E
    M E A L O N E

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Do you know
    what it feels like to be in love beyond your control?
    To only think about one person all the time?
    To only be able to fall asleep if you’re dreaming about them?
    To be afraid to talk to them
    and they grow farther and farther away
    from you which hurts even more?
    Do you know what any of that feels like?
    Because if you don’t,
    come to me,
    and I’ll tell you all about it.

  19. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

:)

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