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  1. immaguy immaguy
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    When you carry
    the Bible, Satan gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living
    ...it, he flees. And just when you're
    about to fav this,
    he'll try to discourage you...
    Any takers?


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  3. marriana1996 marriana1996
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 9:25am UTC
    Charlie Sheen is all over the news this week because he is a celebrity drug addict.
    Justin Bieber was all over the news for twodays, because he cut his hair.
    While Andrew Wilfahrt (31),
    Brian Tabada (21), Rudolph Hizon (22),Chauncy Mays (25), Christopher Stark (22),
    Kristopher Gould (25), David Fahey (23)
    are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention.
    Honor THEM by re-posting this.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  4. x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x x_LIGHTinTHEdark_x
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    I can't hold my breath forever,
    but I know it's now or never. Sick & tired of stormy weather,
    lift this weight off me.♥

  5. xtruexlovex xtruexlovex
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Readers of Miracles Happen:
    Hi Guys(:
    I need to ask you a favor...
    If you are reading the story, I was wondering if you could please favorite this quote.
    I want to have an idea of how many people are reading.
    So if you could just please click the heart?
    That would be good(:
    Thanks everyone!
    ~Zoey(:


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  7. and_the_snow_fell_in_July and_the_snow_fell_in_July
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Insanity
    Part Eight
    Anyone reading, or should I start another? I need feedback to know if I should continue.
    "Let me the hell go!" Luke screamed kicking his legs in the air. He really wasn't that tall. I realized I was still on Paul's chest and scrambled up to my feet, falling on my butt in the process. "G-get him out of here!" I yelled crawling on my hands and knees to the nearest corner, my place of interest when I'm in trouble. Lyle came running over to me and knelt. "Courtney," He said quiet enough so nobody else can hear him but me. "let us handle this. We need to know what he did." I sighed and wiped the tears from under my eyes. "Well it was late. It was like maybe 1:30. I was up, reading my book and you and dad were, well you know. Hank and Luke were having a sleepover. Luke knocked on my door and I said come in not thinking about it, because I was too far into my book. He came over and sat on my bed next to me. He was rubbing my thigh and I was in shorts since it was summer. I told him to knock it off and I kicked his hand away. He told me to shut up or he'd hurt me." I started to bawl my eyes out and Lyle pulled me into a hug. "It's ok Courtney, he's not going to hurt you anymore." He said rubbing my back.

  8. cookie_monster_love cookie_monster_love
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Author's Note: Remember Guys, I need six faves or three comments to post the next part. Honestly, I've written up to part fifty on Word, by I want to see what you guys think as I go.
    Already Gone
    Part Twenty-Eight
    -Joey-
    I saw him make his way towards Cali and Derek, and I thought ‘Eh, no big deal. Probably isn’t too happy about the P.D.A.’ Then, I saw him tap Cali’s shoulder. He started to pull her up, and she was slapping his hands away, shouting something I couldn’t hear. I moved forward a step. ‘Caden, what are you doing?’ My head screamed. He pulled Cali completely up, and she started kicking when he picked her up and started to walk away. I saw Derek sit there, confused. Then his confusion turned to anger, and the anger turned to fury. I saw him get up slowly, and stare at Caden’s back while he walked away with Cal, still kicking and cursing at Caden. Then I saw Derek walk over, tap Caden’s shoulder, swing him around, and punch him in the face.
    Derek caught Caliope when Caden dropped her to clutch his nose, and set her down gently, while he tore at Caden. Caden tried to run away, but Derek pulled him up close by Caden’s collar. “If you ever go near her again, without her wanting you there, I will personally take your life, and make it a living hell.”
    “Hey, back off man! It’s not like you aren’t just trying to get into her pants like I am!” Caden squeaked. I clenched my fists, struggling with my urge to go over and kick him until he won’t even be considered a guy anymore.
    “On the contrary, jerk, I’m trying to help her through whatever she wants me to. Whether she wants me as a boyfriend, or just a friend. I’m not trying to ‘get into her pants’” Derek growled.
    “Well isn’t that just sweet. You’re her ‘protector!’” Caden laughed. This guy turned out to be a major jerk. I walked over calmly, and put my hand on Derek’s shoulder. I looked into his eyes, and I just shook my head slightly. I could actually see him loosen up, and then we both walked over to Caliope, who looked both crushed and terrified.
    “One second, guys, I want to tell Caden a secret,” Caliope whispered. Derek nodded, and I shrugged. She walked over to Caden, whispered something in his ear, and then, without him even expecting it, she punched him! And when he tried to punch her back (a great guy, huh?) she held his fist, and turned it behind his back, then pushed him to the ground. She kicked him in the balls, and then walked over to me and a shocked Derek while shaking her hands. “What?” She asked to my face, “I told you I took self-defense classes!” I just started laughing, while Derek stared at Cal with a look of something in his eyes. If I only knew what it was at the time.

  9. quotegenius33 quotegenius33
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Who's Better?
    Fave if you like
    EMINEM
    comment if u like
    LIL WAYNE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. x0drinaldi x0drinaldi
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. awyourcutexP awyourcutexP
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    In my school for VALENTINES day the teachers are letting us write a letter (it can be anonymous ) and they will deliver it to the people you wrote it to on valentines day.
    If i get 50 likes I will send a letter to my crush telling him that i like him( it will not be annonymous )
    And i will post his response later.

  13. steephhxoxo steephhxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    PLEASE READ I NEED HELP.
    so for valentines day i thought of this idea for my boyfriend and i need to you tell me your opinion ..
    so im going to get a bunch of chocolate kisses and put it in a cute box, and inside the write a note that says, even when im away you'll have a kiss from me everyday.
    cute enough?

  14. neverXshoutXnever neverXshoutXnever
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Okay Wittyians Listenn Up
    Sooo Theres This Guy. (shocker right)
    And were having a Sadie Hawkins Dance. (where the girl asks the guy)
    and i realllllly want to ask him.
    So if i get 150 favs i will because you guys will give my the confidence.
    BTW:NOT DOING THIS FOR FAVS I REALLY WILL I PROMISE.
    and if you dont believe me dont bother commenting to tell me ill just delete it.

  15. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 10:59am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Isn't it amazing how someone who was just a
    complete stranger can suddenly mean the
    world to you ??
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Not My Quote Or Format

  16. whoaawaffle whoaawaffle
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 12:51am UTC
    Never
    give up on
    someone
    youcan't
    go a day
    without thinking about.

  17. whoaawaffle whoaawaffle
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 12:25am UTC
    It's the way
    you made me laugh
    When i didn't
    Even
    want
    To smile
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -

  18. smurphnem smurphnem
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Like this if you want Finn and Rachel to get back together-
    Comment if you want Finn and Quinn to get back together
    Glee ♥


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