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EternalLove
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November 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Girl on Facebook: Lol, guess I'm a wh0re now, because I have boobs.
Me: Lol, no, you're a wh0re because you let them flop out of that thing you call a shirt.
True Story

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yourcool
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November 29, 2012 8:53pm UTC

shout out to the nurses at the ER
that gave me the dirtiest looks when i was there with my mom.

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lovelyandtheworld13
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November 29, 2012 8:54pm UTC

skinny jeans > sweatpants
I can't pull off sweatpants like every other girl
in the world can.
When I wear them, it looks like
I crawled out of a cave that morning.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Softballgirl15
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November 6, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Take Me Home
One Direction
Comment your favorite song

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
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November 16, 2012 1:56pm UTC

That moment when your
parents compare you to
other kids and they have
no idea how much they
hurt you by saying that.

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
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November 16, 2012 2:58pm UTC

They see me rollin (-.-) (|-:) (.-.) (:-|) They hatin

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
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November 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Laughing so hard that no noise comes
out, and you just sit there clapping like a
retarded seal

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
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November 17, 2012 8:34am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Open question:
Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?
Best answer:
Why are you eating dirt?.
Asker's Rating: * * * *
I just saw this!! I never laughed so hard!

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Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
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November 18, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Beyonce: Hey Justin, do you want to sing one of my songs at my concert??
Justin Bieber: Yeah, i would love to!! what song??
Beyonce: ok the song is 'If I was a boy"
Justin Bieber: -_-
-credit goes to facebook and VictoriaSwift

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Softballgirl15
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November 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Ain't nobody got
time
for that!
Credit : BeautifullyImperfect
I love this!

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Steve
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November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Ed Sheeran understands women
more than women understand themselves

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FannyFanz
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October 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Sometimes,
I grab my
boobs because...
well, I can.

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kristenleigh101
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October 29, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Mom: "There's a scratch on my glasses!"
Me: *looks* "Yup."
Mom: *glares at me*
Me: "Well, what do you want me to do about it?"
Mom: "Fix it!"
Me: "Occulus repairo!!"
Mom: "It didn't work."
Me: "Yea, well... I don't have my wand."
♥
my quote :)

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isitonlyme
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October 29, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Me: I think im going to sleep
TV: lol but good shows are on
iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
Sleeping Postition: Oh well your not gonna be comfortable
Mind: What's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: Is it too hot? Or too cold?
Noises: Be louder? Okay.
Body: Aha, time for itches..
Person I like: Hey

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Raining_Sunshine
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October 29, 2012 4:26pm UTC

"The way they yawn is really sexy."
-Said no one ever

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Summahgirl23
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October 29, 2012 4:27pm UTC

My crush is snap chatting me...
without a shirt on.
Jesus take the wheel.

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