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DreamWhisperer_07

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Member Since: 19 Jul 2012 10:40pm

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DreamWhisperer_07
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August 16, 2012 9:03pm UTC
Soo..at the dentist's this morning...:
Dentist: *poking my mouth with dangerous tools* So how long you've been playing violin?
Me: asdfasdrrs
Dentist: That is neat. I used to play the violin; probably suck at it now. *scrape*
Me: *probs bleeding* Shwerasdflajasdferfa? (a.k.a. "How long did you used to play?")
Dentist: Well I stopped during college. *continues mouth surgery*
Me:*in my mind* She understands every word I'm saying... O.o ....
Me: She's such a beast.
myq<3/nmf

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DreamWhisperer_07
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August 9, 2012 11:12pm UTC
Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scaaaars <3 …
Honey, please, I’m freaking Voldemort.
nmq/nmf

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DreamWhisperer_07
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August 6, 2012 1:13am UTC
I wonder if people in China dig holes and say,
I'M DIGGING TO AMERICA!

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