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  1. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Akward Moment When
    A GPS tells a gay person to go straight.

  2. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    That akward moment when your friend likes your status when it is about them :)

  3. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Oh my god becky look at her butt.

  4. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Its Lady Gaga's 26 burfday today. Get this to be on top quotes so we can show her how many little monsters she has :)

  5. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    B*ch you aint no barbie I see you work at Arbys. Number 2 super-sized hurry up im starving.

  6. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 10:15pm UTC
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    Looking at a textbook and
    thinking... what a waste of
    trees.
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  7. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Find the American
    ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀
    ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀
    Cant do it can ya?
    The American is
    probably at McDonalds
    ;)

  8. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    When you call your parents
    and they dont answer your like
    What if I was DYING??

  9. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    5 weeks ago: Temple Run
    4 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
    3 weeks ago: YOLO
    2 weeks ago: Kony 2012
    1 week ago: One Direction
    This week: The Hunger Games

  10. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    If you want a perfect girl go get a
    barbie.

  11. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    *Taking a math test..*
    My answer:
    14
    Possible Choices:
    82
    95
    175
    224
    Well 82 is closest
    * Circles 82*

  13. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    I hate it when
    The teacher asks a question and no one answers. So they decide to ask you.. And its like really if I knew I would of raised my hand the first time. :/

  14. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Eating Smores
    And just accepting the fact that things are gonna get DIRTY ;)
    nmq/nmf

  15. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Is anyone else getting kinda tired of all of thes One Direction quotes? Its just my opinion so you dont have to go commenting on this quote.

  16. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Cartoons:
    The only place you can wear the same thing everyday and no one cares.

  17. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    When someone asks you what time it is
    Say, " ADVENTURE TIME".
    Then walk away like a boss. ;)

  18. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Gotta secret
    can you keep it
    swear this one youll save
    better lock it in your pocket
    takin this one to the grave...

  19. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Who else makes that really weird face when applying mascara?

  20. Donuthole Donuthole
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    M y P a r e n t s C a l l e d M e A L i a r
    I looked them in the eyes and said:
    " really...santa, easter bunny, and the tooth fairy"
    and walked away like a boss. (;

:)

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