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Donuthole
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:55pm UTC

A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this.

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Donuthole
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:45pm UTC

YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT THESE WERE

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Donuthole
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:42pm UTC

... Two seperate quotes

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Donuthole
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Love is like a rubber band.
Held at both ends by two people.
But when one lets go it hurts the other.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:28pm UTC

THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
You spell your name wrong.

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Sorry Girls
But 10-15 years from now finding a guy with.."Swag" isnt gonna pay
the bills and support a family. ♥
nmq

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:02pm UTC

A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this.

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Thirty-two secrets. Be honest
no matter what.
One -
Where was your profile pic taken? I got it from google images
Two -
Are you being honest? Yes
Three-
Have you ever lost a close friend? Yes
Four -
What is your current mood? Bored
Five-
Whats your brother’s name? Stephen
Six -
Where do you wish you were right now? Idk
Seven -
Have a crazy side? Definitely
Eight -
Ever had a near death experience? Yeah I guess, a car almost ran me ovar lol xD
Nine -
Something you do a lot? Breath
Ten -
Angry at anyone? Not really.
Eleven -
What's the last thing you said to your mom? Okay
Twelve -
When was the last time you cried? I cant remember
Thirteen
Is there anyone you would do anything for? No lol. JK
Fourteen
What do you think about when you are falling asleep? Im so frikken tired
Fifteen-
Do you still have pictures of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend? No
Sixteen-
What was the last thing in your mouth? Cookie
Seventeen-
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom lol
Eighteen-
What is your favorite song? I wish One Direction
Nineteen-
What are you doing right now? This
Twenty -
Where did you get the top you are wearing? I cant remember
Twenty-one-
Do you enjoy drama? No
Twenty two-
Describe your life in three words? Happy, exciting, boring lol
Twenty three-
Who are you thinking of right now? No one...
Twenty four-
What should you be doing right now? Not being on the computer cuz im grounded lol
Twenty five-
What are you listening to? The Wii in the background of my little brother and his annoying friend
Twenty-six-
Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS? Yes
Twenty seven-
Who was the last person who yelled at you? My brother
Twenty eight-
Why were you last sad? I don't know
Twenty nine-
Do you use smiley faces on the computer? YES ;)
Thirty-
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? No
Thirty one-
Are you happy with life right now? I guess.
Thirty two-
Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? YES.

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Just because you people out there hate them..
Doesnt mean we arent going to still make quotes about them. They have a lot of fans... SO WHAT! So you dont have to keep reporting them. You cant delete every-single-quote about them

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Baby
YOU
Light
Up ^
|
my
World
like
Nobody
Else

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Hey I like your Tan.
Whats your race?
Carrot?

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC

So, you hate One Direction
Quotes?
Well maybe you can just stop making hate-quotes about them and then there will be one less quote about One Direction out there : /

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC

The Movie Titanic
Wasnt aloud to be in 3D in China
Because
At that one scene they didnt want people to be reaching out at
her boobs.

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 4:24pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Blondes Boyfriend: "Are my blinkers on?"
Blonde: "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No."

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:58pm UTC

FOREVER ALONE
FOREVER AVAILABLE

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:38pm UTC

I ♥ How
Accents disappear when people sing.

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 11:18am UTC

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
missing will surprise you
♥

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 4:26pm UTC

• pending moderation •
just kidding

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Donuthole
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 11:22pm UTC

VAS HAPPNEN

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