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1. TheGirlWhoLived
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Clint
   Of course us gays dress well. We didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
   24 hours ago · comment · like
   402 people likes this
   nmq&nmf
   
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2. Mavis_Fairy_Vermillion
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   Me: Do I get one or two pieces?
   Friend: One.
   Me: Alright, two pieces!
   
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3. letshavesomefun
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   When I was little,
   My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
   only played music when it was sold out.
   Well played Dad, well played.
   
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4. Damien
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   "I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a very long time before someone... Inspires us the way he did. I believed in Harvey Dent."
   -The Dark Knight Rises
   
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5. _to_the_kids_who
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   Here's to the kids who
   have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
   And succeeded.
   ♥
   
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6. Babycakes97
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC
   Yesterday is history
   Tomorrow is a mystery
   Today is a gift
   That's why it's called the present
   
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7. wittybabe1999
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC
   I don't need this! My man has two jobs!
   Fave if you know where this is from♥
   
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8. softballismylife45
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   It may be stupid
   But it's also
   Dumb.
   ~Patrick Star
   
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9. codysimpsoncrs
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   there are three levels of
   pain:
   Pain
   Excruciating pain
   and
   Stepping on a lego.
   nmq/nmfnmq/nmf
   
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10. vanillarainbow007
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Plot twist: we all stop saying plot twist
    
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11. hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    "you know what they do to a handsome
    guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
    -21 jump street
    
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