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  1. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 4:03am UTC
    If you can't deal with differing opinions;
    You might aswell get off the Internet and call it quits.

  2. the_lucky_one the_lucky_one
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    My name is Paisley. I'm 19 years old and a Senior. I live in California. My boyfriend cheated on me so I'm single. I live with my sister,her husband, and my little niece who is turning 7 on April 13th 2013. Why do I live with them and not my parents? Because my parents aren't alive. They died when I was 11. My sister was 22. They were killed in a car crash. On this very dangerous mountain here in California. It was raining. My dad lost control of the car and they slid off the road. My dreams? If I make it good I'm going to be a singer or an actress. But I've decided not to go with that. I want to be a CBI agent. I've seen how they investigate murders and it looks like fun. Thank you to the 3% of people who read this.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Directioner4life50 Directioner4life50
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    My Sun and my Moon
    you are my sun
    and my moon
    without you the
    sky would not shine
    without you the sea
    would not rise
    my mornings and nights
    would disappear
    without the morning
    I wouldn't have a
    good morning beautiful
    without night I
    wouldn't have
    long conversations
    in which I'd fall asleep
    without you I
    would not of stopped
    and I would not
    be as happy
    as I am today
    you have helped
    me through so much
    you have turned me
    into who I am today
    you are my
    sun and moon


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Him.
    His smile
    His eyes
    His voice
    His laugh
    His warmth
    His existence
    Him.

  8. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    reasons to date me : I laugh at my own jokes so you dont have to.

  9. has_no_life has_no_life
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    mom : swearing is unattractive
    me: Im not attractive anyway so fúck off.

  10. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  11. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  12. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  13. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  14. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  15. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 10:49am UTC
    A black man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says he can't sit there. He has to sit in the back as he coloured. The black man responds to him in a whisper.........
    "When i was born i was black
    when i'm hot i'm black
    when i'm cold i'm black
    when i'm sick i'm black
    and when i die i'll be black But...
    When you were born you was pink
    when you are hot you are red
    when you are cold you are blue
    when you are sick you are green
    and when you die you'll be purple.
    and you've got the nerve calling me coloured?

  16. maria_love maria_love
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day

  17. maria_love maria_love
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    most people: lol lazy sunday
    me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday

  18. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    I wonder if I will loose control. I wonder if you will be there to see it. I wonder if I will take you by surprise as much as I will everyone. I wonder.

  19. xEsmeej xEsmeej
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    Let them go
    There comes a time in life
    when you have to let go of
    all the pointless drama
    and the people who create it
    and surround yourself with
    people who make
    you laugh so hard
    that you forget the bad
    and focus solely on the good
    After all,
    life is too short to be
    anything but happy

  20. Girl_Who_Waited Girl_Who_Waited
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    My religion teahcer asks
    "What song would you sing to God to show him that we are alright?"
    And I actually answered
    "Teenagers by My Chemical Romance"
    She said "Thats so nice"
    While all the other students just stared and held in their laughter

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