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  1. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Things That Make Me Mad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. #3. when girls put themselves down. ladies we are all beautiful. on the putside we are. youre only ugly if your personality is :). so stop being mean so we can all be beautiful

  2. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:57am UTC
    i love wearing lighter colored shorts so it looks like im alittle tan :)

  3. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:51am UTC
    i feel dumb asking but what is AIM?

  4. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:44am UTC
    ughh. so i get in the shower. wash my hair condition it. shave. then i get out and realized i forgot to rinse out conditioner cuz i was too busy thinking my voice sounds pretty good when the sound of the shower blocks it.......just me?

  5. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:40am UTC
    so i started a series. iposted one thing then got in the shower which took a while. guess how many notifications i had???? 4!!!!! thank you so much witty :). you all really inspire me.......jk lol

  6. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:22am UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Things That Make Me Mad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. #2. people hating on One Direction. when you post quotes about them and how you hate them you are using your time to think about them. ...?

  7. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:19am UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Things That Make Me Mad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. #1. When people act like they are suicidal just to get attention. i mean c'mon. there really are people who are suicidal! ~~~series?~~~ follow for follow

  8. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Teacher:  Why didn't you study?~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me:  A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!                            

  9. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:09am UTC
    S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong! 
    signatures:
    LilzaxX
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388 I
    mNotAlone
    GirlMeetsBoyx33
    mariah_love1369
    niki12354
    ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥
    hannahrivera55
    yourmysunshine
    SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
    tiffanydewes
    love_him_always
    musicgirl109
    lilgirlsarah ♥
    emilyjonesxox
    kazzykinsxo
    Kellasauras ♥
    JadeyRawrRawr
    ColleenElizabethh (:
    lovehimmorethanwords
    dyliedoodle
    zeldaGirl97
    You_Love_Dana
    jessiduh
    Where_the_Lines_Overlap
    gbugg
    Pandaawsomeness ♥
    skyla961
    Starmoonplay ♥
    xhollisterx322
    PippaGirlxx
    mr_beanzzz
    gabster25
    erikax32♥
    Kittykitty123♥
    masher33.♥
    icanthavehim
    mylyfe2121
    cupcakexoxo9
    natstone
    teenteen
    crazii
    amyy
    diilyndaaisy
    lindsey123
    taylahj_eels
    fruitsbasket =)
    softb11
    someonelikeyou23
    blacklicorice
    Karin95
    SillyLilly Fuzzybird :)
    Tracylivesunderyourbed ♥
    becca21
    MinitureGirl
    PixieDustx
    zebraalover :DD
    Prianka♥
    colormyworld401
    Fishes926
    sydneyxbrooke ♥
    Libbi_Rox
    Darcyy
    dancergrl13
    ToshaMarie_22
    confession_forever
    chharish
    tessy_13
    stickerlesshobo
    iloveyou10101
    ImmaBeWitty
    trinityy_xoxox (:
    livelovelaughforever ♥
    Madisonnnnn6425
    SoHelpMeMichael
    LoveIsALosingGame
    RebelMuse
    InvisibleMe
    JustLikeTears (:
    Sophiafio♥
    Letters_To_Me
    JustSmileAndNod
    foreverAlone69
    juliap1010♥
    itchythumbmaniac
    Cecerokz3737
    huntr96
    danimariexo98
    twinkle_3
    xoamberlovesyouxo ♥
    piranhasmile21
    fieldhockeylover1313
    craazy
    dimswitch

  10. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
    Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe. (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
    The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
    Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
    If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS .
    2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Love this story

  11. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    while watching the movie Hancock with Will Smith on Fox, this commercial aired:
    Russell Brand: im down here in a terrorists basement. The government payed 8 grand to make this fake terrorist basement...why didnt they use that 8 grand to find a terrorist? i dont know......... lol. i LOVE him he is sooo funny

  12. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    for everybody who is hating the people who are hating on 1D:
    POST AS MANY 1D ?quotes as you can!!!!! f*ck yeah!!! YOLO!!! make em mad!!!

  13. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    NEW CHALLENGE!!!
    ladies. everyone who sees this repost it!!! hit the random button. whoever posted that wuote tell them they are beautiful and why!!!! sometimes everybody needs a little pick me up so help out!!! remember. EVERYTHING AFFECTS EVERYTHING < 3 :)
    my idea-dimswitch

  14. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:17am UTC
    We were texting
    12 straight hours :)
    thats gotta mean something
    right?

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    this is if you need a little pick-me-up :). enjoy it :). http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2WHdaK/:1L00Tx9xr:XebaYKpK/www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html/

  16. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    sometimes i wonder how i smile, through all the pain that lasts a while. R.I.P. Papa. love you.~~~~~~~~~ 03-17-45~05-25-12

  17. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    i love having a friend to fight with about reasons to love and hate differemt presidents!

  18. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    They Hurt Her 
    R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten…
    Keep Reading:
    After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted “She’s down in the sewer!” All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled “They Pushed Her” and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn’t repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name – you’ll find this to be true. If you don’t repost this saying “They hurt her,” then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet,or the shower

  19. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    my 14th birthday.....with a dead grandfather

  20. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    its not fair that my grandpa fought so hard just to keep breathing and god can take him from us in an instant. its not fair that my mommy doesnt have herdaddy anymore. its not fair that he put so much time into teaching me so i grow up to be a smart, independent women and he cant even see it. its not fair that you died on my birthday. its not fair that he took my grandmas love and life away from her. its not fair how i will never get a chance to say goodbye. or i love you. or even see him. nothing is fair i hate this. its a horrible night mare and i need to wake up but im trapped her and i know it. and i cant fix it. i told him i was going to be valedictorian and he was proud. he said that if anyone could do it that it would be me. and it will be. this is for the work and effeort you put into your life. your kids. your family. me. its not fair to you papa. i love you. i will be valedictorian all for you. and i am sitting here with the bracelet that you gave me when i was 6 years old. the one with the dice on it from Vegas. the present YOU picked out for me because you knew id love it. thank you for all youve taught me. i LOVE you. i will take care of gramdma rose. i promise. a great man that died at JUST 67 years. horrible. but i dedicate my knowledge and the girl i amtoday to the support that you gave me. i love you my dearest papa. R.I.P. May 25,2012. my birthday. 5:15 pm

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