Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Dimswitch

Status:

Member Since: 29 Mar 2012 05:43pm

Last Seen: 25 Feb 2013 07:55pm

user id: 287581

170 Quotes
6,825 Favorites
179 Following
120 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

Layout Credit

Text Box 1
Text Box 2
Text Box 3
  1. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    B/ITCHES
    who be thinkin
    they love country music
    but they only know like
    Hunter Hayes
    Carrie Underwood
    Blake Shelton
    and all the most commonly known country singers
    im like
    B/ITCH PLEASE
    NAME A SONG BY GEORGE STRAIT......besides "Give It Away". i hate dem b/tches

  2. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    He's Now History.
    There was once this guy in my History class.
    I can still remember the way he looked, smelt, and laughed.
    I even remember the way he made me feel.
    I felt like they did in movies- except this was actually real.
    One day, I tried talking to him, but it didn’t go so well.
    My face turned beat red, and it felt as if my tongue had swelled.
    But nonetheless, he talked to me, and I counted the sparkles in his eyes.
    They were the deep blue ocean; as beautiful as the sunrise.
    I tried to memorize all the little details that made him great.
    The freckle above his lip, his crooked smile, even the way he said my name.
    But then she came along and decided she wanted him.
    Unexpectedly, he fell for her by a sudden whim.
    Eventually, all he saw was her instead of me.
    So I began to forget those things that I had once memorized so perfectly
    Things like if his eyes were like the vast, blue ocean or a field of lush,
    green grass.
    And now all I can remember is that there was once this guy in my
    History class.
     
    So... For extra credit, I had to write a poem for my English teacher.
    After writing it, I decided to put it up here. ^.^
     
    nmq/nmf
    just had to repost this amazing piece!!!!
     

  3. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:31am UTC
    There are 3 tampons walking down the street;  
    which says hi to you first?
    None, because they're all STUCK UP B*TCHES. 
    ♥ 
     
    mmq! just thought it was hilarious

  4. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:04am UTC
    BAZINGA!
    okay i got ur attention
    i was so sad when the split up in the commercial
    but then my friend bought me some of them and made me happy again cuz they were back together
    I LOVE YOU MIKE&IKE's

  5. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:01am UTC
    HEY I JUST MET YOU
    AND STFU!
    XD

  6. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:22am UTC
    random bed dancing!

  7. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    When my phone vibrates at home: Can barely hear it
    When my phone vibrates at school: earthquake.

  8. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    woot woot!

  9. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5828093
    ;(

  10. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    FACEPLAM!

  11. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    This is this cat.
    This is is cat.
    This is how cat.
    This is to cat.
    This is keep cat.
    This is an cat.
    This is idiot cat.
    This is busy cat.
    This is for cat.
    This is forty cat.
    This is seconds cat.
    now go back and read the 3rd word in each centances
    nmq

  12. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    hannah: *opens window* Oh look! a cat!
    me:what?
    hannah:meow....
    hannahs mom:*comes around the corner* Hi....?

  13. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:35am UTC
    im the worst sister ever. i was fighting with my brother and i locked him out on the patio and he was banging on the glass of the door trying to get in and the glass broke and he got cut. he needed seven stitches and i got seven cuts on my arm but i didnt care cuz he was pouring blood and then if he woulda gotten cut an inch higher it woulda hit his arterie and he woulda bled to death...literally. noah i love you. there is still glass in it so he can get staff infection if we dont take care of it. im sorry noah. i love you soooooo much. im so sorry.

  14. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    The True Beauty Challenge.
    The rules:
    For one day you're not allowed wear makeup, tight clothes, short clothes or straighten/curl your hair.
    You have to wear sweatpants, a loose top, a baggy jumper, ugg boots, throw your hair up in a ponytail or a messy bun and write 'True Beauty' on your wrist.
    You aren't allowed fake anything, no faking a smile, no pretending to like somebody, no pretending to be somebody you're not.
    You be your true self for a full 24 hours.
    I made this up myself! Please help spread the word!
    -Lil_JLSter
    nmq

  15. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    when i am a parent
    im never giving my children Barbie dolls
    because if they say that they want to look like Barbie when they grow up
    i will tell them that they dont cuz Barbie dresses like a WwHhOoRrEe and
    she doesnt represent real women
    to look up to
    like my best friends mom
    who fought for her life
    and lost to cancer
    i will tell them to be the women that my friends mom was
    and never get upset at small things because there are worse situations
    i love you sophia :). like a sister

  16. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Stop! Yeah, you! I need your help!
    i want everyone who sees this to PLEASE comment some kind of fun, daring, cool thing to do this summer! In a day or two, I'm gonna make a quote with all of your suggestions on it and it will be a huge Wittier summer bucketlist! Please comment and fave so others can see this and comment, too! It will be amazing if i can get lots and lots of comments and make a huge list! I'm going to try to do everything that you guys suggest this summer, and you can too, if you want! Just comment, Pretty please!? Thanks! I love you all! (:
    ^^ If you're still scrolling, stop being such a  b a s t a r d  and go read that. ^^ 

  17. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    i solemly swear
    that i am up to no good.....

  19. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    lady_red
    beautifullybrokeninside
    lynskywalker ♥
    BestfriendsForever3
    mor5GANlovesmuffins
    missmeltdown♥
    breedancerchick101
    Forgetmenot924
    Reeses_21
    DuckyMoMo11
    mysexynameislogan
    xoashleyxo22
    xotaylor73
    rnh4ever
    wittyspaz
    dimswitch ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  20. Dimswitch Dimswitch
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Pray for a little boy named Patrick that goes to school by me. He is dying of bone cancer and we are fundraising for him. he is the sweetest kid ever. his parents left him because the dont want to deal with it all. And so his grandma takes care of him.
    pray!

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2021 Witty Profiles