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uberwakeboarding17
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September 22, 2011 12:10pm UTC

strong>I just read this on TUBMLR, it's kind of dirty, but funny lol :3
My girlfriend invited me to her house.
I found her sister alone in the house,
she was unbelievable hot and whispered in my ear
"I have feelings for you, let's have sèx?"
I immediately turned around and
walked to the front door to go
to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there,
she hugged me
and said: " you have won my trust!"
Moral of the story: Always keep your còndòms in the car.

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KatelynStar
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September 21, 2011 11:39am UTC

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slr1995
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September 21, 2011 4:51pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When he catches you staring at him like 10 times in a row...
Within the same 5 minutes...
Oops (;
When this is the most over-used awkward moment format, which makes it more awkward because you just realized that.

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ForeverYoung7
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 6:55pm UTC

STOP!
Don't touch me there;
This is my private square;
R--A--P--E
Get your hands away from me!

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jess8081
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September 21, 2011 5:55pm UTC

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Format by kclove5layouts
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TakenInTheHeart
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September 8, 2011 7:24pm UTC

Single but Taken
On the first day of school I hoped I would have a lot of classes with him. I went through every hour hoping I would have that class with him. It turns out I do. I have 1st hour, 2nd hour, 4th hour, 7th hour, and homeroom with him. In every hour he would come behind me and hug me. We aren't dating but everybody thinks we are. None of my friends know I like him.
I think it's finally time I tell you his name. His name is Seth. My name is Miranda. Seth is one of my best guy friends. I can tell him anything, except that I like him. Everybody tells me he likes me since he picks on me so much. I get told at least 5 times a day I look cute with Seth. The most embarrassing thing that has happened to us was when my friend Tabitha came up to us in the hall and asked us if we were dating. We said we weren't and then she said "Well you guys should."
Now back to what has happened recently.
Seth has been the same. In all of my classes he comes up behind me and pokes me. We always say we hate each other. Sometimes in lunch he will come up behind me and slap me upside the head. It's awkward because I always eat lunch with his ex-girlfriend Paige. Paige is still completely in love with Seth still. Yesterday in PE a girl was trying to get a ball from me and she fell on my knee. I couldn't move my knee at all. That was 4th hour. In 7th hour we had to get calculators from the wall. Seth had no clue that I had hurt my knee. He always plays around and kicks me. He kicked me and I started crying. My friend Elizabeth had to tell him what had happened. He felt so bad. It wasn't until the next day that I figured out that he had caused me to sprain my knee. When he found out he did that too me he laughed. But then he felt terrible. He helped me open my locker and carried my books for me the rest of the day.
-tell me if you think I should keep writing.

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TakenInTheHeart
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 10:51am UTC

Single but Taken
Chapter 2
Now he has been doing that for weeks. He is the sweetest guy ever. This week I have missed 3 days of school. I am sick. On the first day of me missing he texted me. This is our conversation:
Where the heck were you today!?!?! I missed carrying your stuff and talking to you!
I'm sick. I missed you too!
Well you should come back tomorrow and ifyou don't I am going to find out where you live and come to your house and use my magical powers on you! I love you!
Ok you come do that since I probably won't get any better tonight. I love you too!
After the second day of me missing Seth asked my friends where I lived and came to my house.
He showed up at my house and I was so suprised. He came in and sat right next to me on the couch. He held my hand and we talked and watched t.v. It's a good thing because my mom would have freaked if she saw him holding my hand. After he went home he texted me the whole night.
The next day at school he snuck his phone in to every class. He texted me all day. He did this the next day too. So far he has not gotten caught. He is making me the happiest girl in the world.
But the one thing I haven't told him is that he might have torn a ligament on my knee. I may have to get surgery, and use crutches for 6 more weeks. I hope he didn't do this to me. If he did he is going to feel depressed. I love him soooo much. I wish he would just ask me out already.

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Sunshine1995
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 11:26am UTC

click the ♥ if you have ever cut yourself on purpose. Then highlight this.
Breathe in.
Put the razor down.
You're stronger than this. I love you ♥

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Breeze
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Feelings are fragile:
they're easily broken.
Feelings are agile:
they easily change directions.
Feelings are like crocodiles.
I just wanted it to rhyme.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC

High school
is nothing like Glee.

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