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DianaS
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I Bet Mitt Romney
Was One Of those kids who reminded the
Teacher about homework -_-

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:54pm UTC

your shoe size can tell your age:
1) take your shoe size
2) muliply it by 5
3) add 50
4) multiply by 20
5) add 1012
6) subtract the year you were born
the 1st digit is your shoe size, while the last digits is your age.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC

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`•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW,
take me to the finish line.
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.•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´
not my format

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bella5296
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 8:01pm UTC

No words describe how lonely I feel right now.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:43am UTC

ALL LOVE EVER DOES
IS BREAK
AND BURN
AND END;

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:50am UTC

normal human beings when they see someone attractive: wow they're cute
me when i see someone attractive : WOW I LIKE YOUR FACE CAN I TOUCH IT?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 3:23am UTC

i wrote a song about tortillas..
well, actually....
it's more of a wrap.
ba dum tsss

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 4:32am UTC

~~in the future~~
steve's wife: i think we should have kids
steve: no
steve's wife: why-
steve: what if its a girl
then it would grow into a teenage girl
steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC

recipts are just short-stories
about how f/cking stupid you are with money.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:57pm UTC

hot boy: *accepts my friend request*
me: the wedding invitations will be sent out next week

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:59pm UTC

i think i'm emotionally constipated,
i haven't given a single sh/t in days.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC

All that you said to me was "Hi."
but yet, it made my entire day.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:06pm UTC

i used to be a people-person,
but people ruined that one for me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I'll have you know,
I stepped on a lego brick once, and only cried for 30 minutes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:19pm UTC

so you found the perfect guy?
who is it this week?

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:27pm UTC

trust me, i had no intentions of
waking up this morning and being so f/cking fabulous.
but hey, sh/t happens!

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:30pm UTC

when i get mad at my mom,
i don't slam the door or yell "I HATE YOU MOM!"
i just go into my room and flicker the light swtich on and off.
that's right, raise that electricity bill.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC

you know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?
yeah, i don't have one of those.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC

I bet Mitt Romney was that kid
in class that reminded your teacher that you had homework last night.

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