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  1. SydneyLove11 SydneyLove11
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Kate was a commoner
    William, a prince.
    Today we saw that fairytales truly do exist ♥
    format credit to: MyHomiesBeKrunk

  2. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    The little mermaid
    only wears seashells
    because she outgrew
    her B-shells.

  3. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    locking your pet in your room
    to make it spend time with you.

  4. Novacaine Novacaine
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Guard the boat,
    mind the tide
    ... don't touch my dirt.
    - Captain Jack Sparrow ♥

  5. Novacaine Novacaine
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    FUNNY DAYS OF THE YEAR #3
    February 7th.
    Wave All Your Fingers At Your Neighbour Day
    [they exist :p]

  6. xaoifex xaoifex
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 4:59am UTC
    Hiding from your
    sibling for ages...
    so that you can see their petrified face for that one second
    when you jump out at them
    *Priceless*
    not my format

  7. Novacaine Novacaine
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    THINGS TO DO DURING CLASS #35
    Inform your class that you are Belgian royalty
    and have a friend bang cymbals
    together whenever your name is said.

  8. OneTime OneTime
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:44am UTC
    If you see me walking with someone else,
    it's not because I love them, it's because you weren't there to walk with me.
    If I fall in love with someone else, it's not because I wanted to,
    but because you weren't there to catch me.

  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    you can throw your sticks
    and you can throw your stones
    like a rocket
    just watch me go
    cause
    L-O-S-E-R
    I can only be
    who I are ♥
    -Glee


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  12. Priya10 Priya10
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 1:49am UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  13. xmegganx27 xmegganx27
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    best friends. hot sun. tanning. laying by the pool. BBQ's. beaches
    fourth of july. flip flops. bathing suits. late nights. sleeping in
    hot guys.water fights.lemonade.tank tops&short shorts
    x june x july x august x
    ice cream. pool parties.sneaking out.dark tans.popsicles
    ☼S2 U0 M♥ M1 E1 R☼

  14. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Maybe I'm just weird.
    But to me, love isn't all about those [[butterflies]]
    & kisses. It's about always being there for the other
    person. It's  n o t  about picking out flaws & trying to
    accept them. It's about loving them because of their
    flaws. It's not when you have someone just because
    e v e r y o n e   e l s e
    does  but it's when you're with them, regardless of
    all the other people. It's not having someone to hug
    you, it's having  someone  who holds you and with
    that, makes everything okay. It's not when you
    makeout. It's when they give you a peck on the lips
    & you just know how much you mean to them.
    It is not being able to say "I love you." It's meaning
    it;; truly. It's not about having that person for the
      school year or just the summer . . . it's having them
    for years and really  wanting  to be with them for
    that time. And it's    n   o   t    true love when you're
    12 and in middle school, or 15 in high school
    when you have a future meeting other possible
    "loves" ahead. It's when you're eighty & retired and
    could never even imagine growing even older with
    anyone else.   But, then again ... as I said before,
    Maybe I'm just weird.

  15. JamesBrass JamesBrass
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    ENOUGH WITH THE FAKE PROFILES OF ME.
    its really creepy how you girls had the time to
    save my pictures. i left because of hate. not because
    im "fake". which in fact, i am not. if you girls could let
    this all blow over, thatd be great because im DONE
    with witty. dont believe any profile that has my picture
    or my name or anything. IT IS NOT ME.
    - the real official, James Brass.

  16. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 12:35am UTC
    i saw a video of some polar bears
    drinking water..
    it's obviously fake. everybody knows polar bears only drink coca-cola.
    not my format

  17. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:51pm UTC
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  18. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Josh: I hope you go bald!
    Drake:I hope they cancel Oprah!
    Josh:YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
    Gotta love Drake&Josh (:

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    I Seriously Think
    my parents had me just so that I could do all the c h o r e s <<

  20. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Suicide is
    a permanent
    solution to
    a temporary
    situation .
    Don't do it .

:)

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