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DarkChocolateEyes

  1. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Just informing everyone,
    Tomorrow is Friday.
    You're welcome.

  2. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    If aliens ever find a wittian:
    Aliens: Take us to your leader!
    Wittian: Steve! You're being summoned!

  3. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    You just don't like me because I'm too witty for you. ;-)

  4. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    In the end, you must live for yourself, so do what makes you happy. =-)

  5. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    It's crazy,
    Insane,
    But I can't stop thinking of you,
    Do you feel the same way?

  6. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Why can't I stop thinking about you?

  7. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    I didn't choose the witty life.
    The witty life chose me.

  8. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Simply be the best you can be.
    <3

  9. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    My parents fight, but they always forgive each other. Even when it's a semi-big fight, they will laugh about it the next day.
    This is the type of relationship I want. It doesn't have to be "perfect" without any fighting, but I want one where we will be able to smile and shake our heads the next day at how silly we were. And that's the type of relationship I want one day.
    <3

  10. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    hot chocolate + oreos= happiness
    (try it sometime!)
    =-D

  11. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    I don't need a perfect guy,
    I just need one who's perfect for me.
    <3

  12. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    je ne se quoi
    <3

  13. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Every girl should be treated like a princess,
    And every guy should be treated like a prince.
    <3

  14. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Don't ever give up.
    Stay Strong.
    <3

  15. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Dance like no one is watching,
    Sing like no one is listening,
    Love like you've never been hurt,
    And live like it's Heavon on Earth.
    - Mark Twain
    <3
    =-)

  16. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    I wish we had little elves that could do our homework for us...
    Agree?
    Yes you do. ;-)

  17. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Wow.
    That was almost as awkward as a mail woman.
    Get it? =-)

:)

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