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DarkChocolateEyes

  1. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    Here's to the girls who have been played by guys, who have felt like an idiot when they didn't reply.
    And...
    Here's to the guys who have been played by girls, who have felt like idiots when they didn't reply.

  2. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:20am UTC
    “I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance.”
    – Unknown

  3. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:12am UTC
    You only live once.
    But if you do it
    right, once is
    enough.

  4. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Sister: Cate, have you heard of this new handshake? *Does sequence and says: boom, snap, clap, ba-boom, snap, clap.
    Me: No...
    *Later*
    Sis: *Eating cookie*
    Me: Omg can I have one?!
    Sis: No!
    Me: *sings sequence in head and does it*
    Sis: So you did know it?!
    Me: No... I was just hoping you would think we were homies and give me a cookie...
    Sis:
    Me:
    Sis:
    Me:
    Me: So... can I have a cookie now?
    Sis: No.

  5. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Feeling stalkerish is a common side effect of having a crush.

  6. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Three words:
    Girl Scout Cookies.
    Yes.

  7. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Let's just skip to the part where you notice me kay?

  8. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Everyone should go out and buy themselves a thing of bubbles. That way, whenever you are upset or lonely, you can just blow some bubbles and smile at how silly you are for blowing bubbles.
    O
    O
    O
    O
    O
    O
    O
    O O O
    O/
    O
    O
    | \
    ^ My horrible attemp at a person blowing bubbles. Hahaha =-)

  9. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Have you ever really wanted to get to know someone, but you had reason to just start talking to them? So instead you watched them from afar, and learned things about them, wondering if they noticed things about you to. Ohh, and felt kinda stalkerish too. That's a common side effect.

  10. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    I'm so good at multi-tasking; I can breathe and be on witty at the same time.

  11. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    *Tells story involving guy friend*
    Mom: Omg! Do you think he likes you?!?! Omg what if he likes you!!
    Me: Mom go home, you're drunk.
    Mom: But what if he likes you?!?!
    Me: -_-

  12. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    If you cant beat 'em… Delete 'em.
    Oh Sims ;-)

  13. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Can we just be
    friends already?

  14. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    "Try to be like the turtle - at ease in
    your own shell."
    -Bill Copeland
    Since we're socially awkward turtles...
    ;-)

  15. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    So how many of your parents actually know you have a witty?

  16. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    And when you smile, the world stops and stares for a while.
    =-)
    Keep smiling everyone.

  17. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
    ~Albert Einstein
    How will you live your life?

  18. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Puttin’ my defences up
    ‘Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
    If I ever did that
    I think I’d have a heart attack
    But you make me wanna act like a girl
    Paint my nails and wear perfume
    You make me glow, but I cover up
    Won’t let it show

  19. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Sneaking a cookie out of the cookie jar?
    Nah, more like attempting to sneak a cookie out of a loud-enough-to-wake-your-neighbors plastic container.

  20. DarkChocolateEyes DarkChocolateEyes
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    I haven't figured you out yet, but I promise I will.

:)

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