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LilMissEpic15
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April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

On April 6th, it will be Witty Profiles's 9th birthday.
We all love that Steve created the site; let's show him the love with this quote <3

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Sammie_LovesYu
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April 1, 2012 11:14am UTC

Happy Birthday to the best Daddy in the whole entire world
he is always there for me
i'm named after him
his name is Samuel
mine is Samantha
when i was born he was the first to hold me
i still have the picture of that day
he is the one man in my life
that will always be there for me
i love you daddy<3
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Rozzy333
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March 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Don't waste your
heart on me...

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Crazaynwildgurl11
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March 31, 2012 8:59pm UTC

American Kid: You're from the UK? Oh cool, so do you like have tea with the Queen?
British Kid: Do you like go to McDonald's with Obama?

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hannah143
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March 31, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Malik Monday.
Tomlinson Tuesday.
Oh How I Wish Wednesday.
More Than This Thursday.
Put Up A Good Fight Friday.
Styles Saturday.
Save You Heart Sunday.
<3

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zebraalover
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March 30, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
My music that I listen to is dumb?
It saved my f-cking life. Stfu.
Format by Sandrasaurus
vist random requests

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lovePINKxoxo11
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March 29, 2012 11:42pm UTC

I Dont Care If Your The Most Attractive Guy On This Planet
All I Want Is........
A Guy That Will Be With Me Forever <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Niamhyyy
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March 29, 2012 5:32pm UTC

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
What?
Nothing they just waved.
Oh
Do you sea what i did there?
No
I'm shore you did!
How do you have friends?
Dont be such a beach!
.nmf/nmq

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jaimie132
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March 28, 2012 8:44pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3

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mireunlove15
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March 28, 2012 5:32pm UTC

There's this app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called "Camera"nmf.nmq

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igorawr15
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March 28, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Kid in my class: yolo so why don't you go jump down a hole because yolo and if you don't then that sucks cuz yolo.
me: SHUT UP.
him. YOLO..
teacher: IF YOU SAY YOLO ONE MORE TIME I WILL THROW YOU OUT THAT WINDOW because. you know. yolo -.-
HAHAHAHHAHA BEST DAY OF MY LIFE <3

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zebraalover
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March 1, 2012 10:38pm UTC

My friend was upset. So I told him(Im white he's green)
Don't be mad, get glad ! :D
You're such a geek(:
I love my big brother(:

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luvcheer
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March 1, 2012 10:42pm UTC

you know what takes real talent. . .
falling up the stairs.
i do it all the time(:

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luvcheer
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March 1, 2012 10:55pm UTC

2010: youre only cool if you wear silly bands.(:
2011: planking makes you boss.:D
2012: heyy!lets go choke on cinnamon!:P

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angry_muffins
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March 1, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Snooki is pregnant,
and it's not even Vinny's baby
:(

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Awesomename
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February 29, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Anyone else remember the show "CatDog"!!
Like how did that even happen??

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standinginsilence
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February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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Whitneeyy
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February 29, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Ketchup on mustard, ketchup on mayo, ketchep on ketchup.
SoRandom quote.
nmf.

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