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Daanniieellee
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February 23, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Weird Fact #4
The sentence, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is actually gramatically correct.
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Daanniieellee
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February 23, 2013 8:44pm UTC

How to see quotes by the catagory:
Say I wanted to look at the top love quotes in the past 24 hours,
in the address bar I would write
wittyprofiles.com/love/hot/24hrs
And then for other catagories you just change out the love.
To look at other time periods you just change the 24hrs at the end of the link to:
Now: 1hrs
Today: 24hrs
This Week: 7days
This Month: 30days
This Year: 365days
Ever: 1000days
Enjoy reliving the old witty (:

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Daanniieellee
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February 23, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Weird Fact #3
Daniel Radcliffe thought that Justin Bieber was a girl.
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Daanniieellee
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February 23, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Weird Fact #2
Only 45% of Americans know that the sun is actually a star.
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Daanniieellee
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February 23, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Weird Fact #1
If you touch your tongue while yawning the yawn will stop
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Daanniieellee
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February 23, 2013 4:42pm UTC

Anonymous asked: Have you ever been out on the town and heard people talking about Witty at all? Do you ever want to go up to them and say IM STEVE'
Steve: I haven’t heard anyone talk about Witty Profiles, but I always wonder if the people I’m walking by at the mall use Witty. Sometimes on long flights I look down on the cities and wonder how many people are on Witty as I’m flying over.
Just saw this on the witty tumblr... now I'm going to wonder if I pass by Steve whenever I'm outside of my house!
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Oh wait... that would require leaving my house...

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Daanniieellee
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February 17, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Invade my privacy :)
Comment a Color
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my hometown
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like

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Daanniieellee
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February 17, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Hey guys<3
So I kinda want to write a story and I want your guys opinion(:
Option 1:
Escape
Iliana is a 15 year old from a small town in the middle of no where. Unlike most people, school is all she has. She doesn't live the life of a typical teenager. She doesn't party, she doesn't have sleepovers, all she has are her grades. Because of this, most people avoid her. Deep down she wants to make friends, but she has to focus on school. Afterall, that's the only way she'll be able to go to college and escape the life she keeps hidden at home.
Option 2:
The Bucket List
My name's Eleni, I'm 16 years old, but I'm not going to drone on and on about myself, there's honestly not much to know. All you need to know, is that I hate opening myself up to people, I have things that I want to do before I leave this life, and oh yeah, I have cancer.
Thank you so much everyone(:
Leave a comment as to which one I want

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Daanniieellee
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February 16, 2013 8:51am UTC

My thought process as I wait for a text:
One Minute: Maybe they're typing a really long message
Five Minutes: Maybe they forgot to send the message
Ten Minutes: Okay maybe their parents asked them to do something
Fifteen Minutes: Hm maybe their phone died and they don't have their charger
Thirty Minutes: I give up
*an hour later*
Them: kay
Me *thinking*: do you have a death wish?

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Daanniieellee
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February 13, 2013 10:02pm UTC

Sometimes
I hate being so sarcastic because I say the wrong thing way too often

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Daanniieellee
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February 13, 2013 9:44pm UTC

I hate when there's a really good book and you can't wait to see the movie...
But they change the most important things and you just want to shoot the director in the face!

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Daanniieellee
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February 13, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Literally just electrocuted myself...
It was funny but painful at the same time xD

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Daanniieellee
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February 13, 2013 8:39am UTC

I'm always planning what I want to say to people I hate...
but I never actually say it

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Daanniieellee
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February 11, 2013 11:10am UTC

I'm not saying that this is true about everyone,
but has anyone else noticed that the majority of these "witty guys"
think that it's cool to flirt with pretty much everyone online on chat
and not even try to deny it?
Am I the only one that thinks that us witty girls need to put a stop
to this?
They're only trying to take advantage of all the hurting girls on this site.

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Daanniieellee
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February 9, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I've been snowed in my house since Thursday night.
This might sound crazy, but I can't wait until Monday so I can get out of here,
I'm going crazy!

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Daanniieellee
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February 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Just saw a commercial for a Skip-It
Let's just say that I kinda sorta freaked out just a little bit
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Daanniieellee
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January 31, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Wanna know what my day of school consisted of?
1st: playing volleyball against the sophomore class
2nd: Doing workshops (duct tape crafts, riddles, and ice cream making)
3rd: Watching a volleyball tournament between each class
And last but not least,
Watching my teachers (especially the most awkward one) play volleyball against the seniors.
I literally love my school so much right now it's not even funny

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Daanniieellee
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January 29, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I hate it when #1
I miss a new episode of a tv show and even after SPECIFICALLY telling my friends not to tell me what happens, one of them tells me like everything...

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Daanniieellee
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January 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC

One of the hardest things to do
is accepting the things you can't change.

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Daanniieellee
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January 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I'm crying right now;
My second cousin just got sentenced to 24 years without parole.
The worst part is that my (and his) great aunt may never see him again.
Stay strong TC<3

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