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  1. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:46am UTC
    Wake your tired soul,
                 and follow me to
    nowhere

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    If you're too embarrassed to show your love for God in person Don't be sad when God shows his denial of you in heaven.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    In elementary school when someone would come up to you
    & ask you, "Can I play?" and you would say, "I dunno it's not my game."

  5. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I hate it when
    I sit down and my thighs get 5704689x bigger...
    -.-
    nmf/nmq

  6. skyblue946 skyblue946
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    ALICE
    (15 pt 1)
    The next day I woke up earlier than anyone else,
    I took a quick shower, I didn’t want to iron or curl my hair,
    So I just did a simple pony-tail,
    I painted my nails purple,
    Did my eyes and put on some lipstick,
    I got my brand new purple shirt,
    Jeans, and white TOMS,
    You see in our school only seniors can wear shorts, dresses and heels,
    My school is freezing so I just a white jean jacket,
    I examined myself in the mirror and called room service,
    I ordered waffles, eggs and bacon.
    Right after I hung up An told me to chose her outfit,
    An had more clothe than I did so it was fun helping her,
    She did her hair in a fishtail,
    Her makeup was natural
    I grabbed croped top,
    Black ripped legging, and total black converse,
    When we finished,
    They guys greeted us with a kiss,
    Right after breakfast came,
    We ate fast and drove to school,
    When we got out of the car Ryan grabbed my hand,
    Everyone was staring,
    In my school we get to chose where we want our lockers,
    Josh was Next to An’s and An and Ryan were next to me,
    We all shared one class together Ryan and I shared two class,
    An share two classes and Josh and I zero classes.
    I went to the first period and people were whispering things about me.

  7. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    As far as I'm concerned
    you're just another picture to burn.

  8. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    A little boy goes up to his father and asks, "How was I born?"
    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
    Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date
    via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a
    secluded and isolated room, and googled each other.
    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
    ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and
    since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
    appeared that said:
    You've got Male.

  9. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    *Talking To My Mom*
    Me: Mom, why did you delete me off of facebook? All you ever do is like my statuses..
    Mom: Because your statuses say you've been hanging with your friends yet you sit next to me and watch Oprah.
    -smartphowned

  10. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    2 ∞ and ↑

  11. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:38am UTC
    Skies are crying, I am watching,
    catching teardrops in my hands.

  12. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    just because the past taps on your shoulder,
    doesn't mean you have to look back.

  13. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    straight up, now tell me;
    do you really wanna love me forever?

  14. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Nobody told me
    that life was going to be this hard.
    © str0ng

  15. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    "I don't regret any of the decisions
    I've made in my life,
    because with those decisions,
    i've learned something new."
    - Ariana Grande

  16. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    "you can't speak your mind anymore
    without being called a b//ch."
    - Christina Aguilera

  17. nikko nikko
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:26am UTC
    If I like you, I'm going to tease you.

  18. nikko nikko
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Have you ever liked someone, but never found the courage to tell them?You miss one opportunity after another, because you're scared for some reason.You doubt yourself and the connection you have with this person. "Is it just you, or is there really something there?" You overthink and over analyze everything. And then you're given that one chance to lay it all out on the table for them to see..you don't.It just sucks, ya know?

  19. nikko nikko
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I just want us to happen.Late night phone calls.Nicknames.Teasing.Taking care of eachother.Random texts.Celebrating anniversaries and holidays. Meeting eachother's family and friends.Hugs and kisses.Making fun of eachother.Hanging out.Just me and you.Together.I'm yours. You're mine.

  20. nikko nikko
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    I just want you, that's it.All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm.everything. I just want you.

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