florals*

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Member Since: 7 Aug 2014 07:28pm

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florals*
posted a quote
August 13, 2014 1:58pm UTC

When I was little,
I thought Vertigo was a star sign
I didn't figure out what it actually was until I was like 7

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florals*
posted a quote
August 11, 2014 4:33pm UTC

Am I the only one
Who thought she was singing "Get your tasty scone" and not "Can't you taste this gold"

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florals*
posted a quote
August 11, 2014 3:58pm UTC

When you're listnening to music
and your headphones/earbuds fall off and you start to panic because you're probably going to miss like
5 whole seconds
of whatever song you were listening to

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florals*
posted a quote
August 10, 2014 11:27pm UTC

I just realized
that I eat in my room so much I have become some kind of expert at
carrying like 43 different food items up to my room at the same time
Like I'll be walking down the hallway all casual holding 15 cookies 3 tacos 5 cupcakes 18 chocolate bars and the whole McDonalds menu

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florals*
posted a quote
August 10, 2014 9:07pm UTC

Me: *wakes up at 2 pm*
Me: *eats breakfast at 3 pm*
Me: *eats lunch at 8 pm*
Me: *eats dinner at 4 am*
do you see my problem here?

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florals*
posted a quote
August 10, 2014 7:33pm UTC

When you see a really nice ad while scrolling through quotes
and you're looking for the like button and then you realize it's an ad...

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florals*
posted a quote
August 10, 2014 7:15pm UTC

Friend: Wow I can't believe I got a 85 on the math test my life is over
Me: Calm down it's not that bad
- - -
Me: OMG. CALL THE POLICE THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING NO.NO.NO
Me: NOOOOOOO WHY
Me: THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY
*violin plays as I fall to the floor and burst into tears*
Friend: Calm down it's just food
Me: IT'S JUST FOOD. NONONO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG FOOD IS A WAY OF FCKING LIFE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS SERIOUS
It's ok for me to freak out over little things but you, no stop you're messing with my calm attitude.

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florals*
posted a quote
August 9, 2014 6:11pm UTC

What my mom says: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast
What I hear: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast and then after that you can go take out the trash and wash the dishes and feed the cat and also maybe feed your little brother and then you can clean your room and vacuum the house and do a bunch of other things that involves exerting yourself physically and then you can go to the gym and do like 200 push up-jumping jack-split-backflips and then sign up for a marathon. But yeah, breakfast first.

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florals*
posted a quote
August 8, 2014 12:03pm UTC

If I ever use actual punctuation in a sentace
I'm probably either trying to impress you, or I'm just really annoyed with you

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florals*
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 11:36pm UTC

Slow Wifi
should be illegal.
But then again I'd probably be the first to get arrested

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florals*
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 8:59pm UTC

The more you tell me to calm down,
The more I'll calm up.

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florals*
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 8:26pm UTC

You might think flies are innocent
Yeah they aren't.
Fly: bzzzzzzzz.
Fly: "lol. look at this human. I'm gonna buzz and annoy the c/rap out of her.
Me: la da di...
Fly: bzzzzzz..BzzZZZZ
Me: hm.. ok
Me: whatever it's just a fly pshh
Fly: "it's not working.. I must try harder." *rubs tiny fly hands together evilly*
Fly: BZZZZZZZZ...BzzZZ BzzzZ
Me: Ok this is getting slightly annoying but whatever.
Fly: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: OK WTF
Me: *grabs nearest book*
Fly: oh hell no
Me: IT'S ON
Me: *swats at air like a maniac*
Fly: *suddenly becomes some kind of badas/s olympic flier*
Me: *continues swatting like a maniac*
My mom: *walks into my room*
My mom: .... Are you ok?
At this point my mom proceeded to take the book and managed to kill the fly in about 50 seconds
See this is why I fail at life.

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florals*
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 8:07pm UTC

No matter what my parents say,
Every day is Lazy Day.

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