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florals*

Status: brb thinking of cute status.

Member Since: 7 Aug 2014 07:28pm

Last Seen: 18 Nov 2015 05:20pm

Location: canada

Gender: F

user id: 385352

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  1. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I thought Vertigo was a star sign
    I didn't figure out what it actually was until I was like 7

  2. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    Who thought she was singing "Get your tasty scone" and not "Can't you taste this gold"

  3. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 3:58pm UTC
    When you're listnening to music
    and your headphones/earbuds fall off and you start to panic because you're probably going to miss like
    5 whole seconds
    of whatever song you were listening to

  4. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 11:27pm UTC
    I just realized
    that I eat in my room so much I have become some kind of expert at
    carrying like 43 different food items up to my room at the same time
    Like I'll be walking down the hallway all casual holding 15 cookies 3 tacos 5 cupcakes 18 chocolate bars and the whole McDonalds menu

  5. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    Me: *wakes up at 2 pm*
    Me: *eats breakfast at 3 pm*
    Me: *eats lunch at 8 pm*
    Me: *eats dinner at 4 am*
    do you see my problem here?

  6. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    When you see a really nice ad while scrolling through quotes
    and you're looking for the like button and then you realize it's an ad...

  7. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    Friend: Wow I can't believe I got a 85 on the math test my life is over
    Me: Calm down it's not that bad
    - - -
    Me: OMG. CALL THE POLICE THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING NO.NO.NO
    Me: NOOOOOOO WHY
    Me: THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY
    *violin plays as I fall to the floor and burst into tears*
    Friend: Calm down it's just food
    Me: IT'S JUST FOOD. NONONO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG FOOD IS A WAY OF FCKING LIFE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS SERIOUS
    It's ok for me to freak out over little things but you, no stop you're messing with my calm attitude.

  8. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    What my mom says: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast
    What I hear: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast and then after that you can go take out the trash and wash the dishes and feed the cat and also maybe feed your little brother and then you can clean your room and vacuum the house and do a bunch of other things that involves exerting yourself physically and then you can go to the gym and do like 200 push up-jumping jack-split-backflips and then sign up for a marathon. But yeah, breakfast first.

  9. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    If I ever use actual punctuation in a sentace
    I'm probably either trying to impress you, or I'm just really annoyed with you

  10. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 11:36pm UTC
    Slow Wifi
    should be illegal.
    But then again I'd probably be the first to get arrested

  11. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    The more you tell me to calm down,
    The more I'll calm up.

  12. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    You might think flies are innocent
    Yeah they aren't.
    Fly: bzzzzzzzz.
    Fly: "lol. look at this human. I'm gonna buzz and annoy the c/rap out of her.
    Me: la da di...
    Fly: bzzzzzz..BzzZZZZ
    Me: hm.. ok
    Me: whatever it's just a fly pshh
    Fly: "it's not working.. I must try harder." *rubs tiny fly hands together evilly*
    Fly: BZZZZZZZZ...BzzZZ BzzzZ
    Me: Ok this is getting slightly annoying but whatever.
    Fly: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Me: OK WTF
    Me: *grabs nearest book*
    Fly: oh hell no
    Me: IT'S ON
    Me: *swats at air like a maniac*
    Fly: *suddenly becomes some kind of badas/s olympic flier*
    Me: *continues swatting like a maniac*
    My mom: *walks into my room*
    My mom: .... Are you ok?
    At this point my mom proceeded to take the book and managed to kill the fly in about 50 seconds
    See this is why I fail at life.

  13. florals* florals*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    No matter what my parents say,
    Every day is Lazy Day.

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