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What my mom says: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast

What I hear: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast and then after that you can go take out the trash and wash the dishes and feed the cat and also maybe feed your little brother and then you can clean your room and vacuum the house and do a bunch of other things that involves exerting yourself physically and then you can go to the gym and do like 200 push up-jumping jack-split-backflips and then sign up for a marathon. But yeah, breakfast first.
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What my mom says: Natalie come downstairs for breakfast What

9 faves · Aug 9, 2014 6:11pm

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