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  1. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    what happens if all the good character in cartoon shows turned into villans
    would Cinderella's name be Sin-derella?
    would Kermit the Frog be Kermet the Fraud?

  2. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:45am UTC
    I hate my Brother.
    I actually do think my parents favor him.

  3. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    ∞Life will go on...

  4. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    No S.h.i.t Sherlock...

  5. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    What to Ladies and Airplanes have in Common??
    They Both have Cockpits.

  6. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    She sat on her bed
    Like she always did
    Laying on top of her pillow
    and thinking of him.
    Would he every notice
    How strong her love is for him is?

  7. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:12pm UTC
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  8. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me. What am I?
    Chewing gum.
    Like if you thought it was different.

  9. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    Hey! Anyone wanna be
    witty buddies?

  10. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Today i Got S.e.x.u.a.l.l.y Harassed..... What Should I Do? I'm Kind of scared.

  11. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    My life and Internet Explorer are both very similar.
    They Both Suck.

  12. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Epic Fail chat with my friend Kitkat929m about this one dude. I am the Green.
    He looks funny.
    Looks like a Di.ck sat on it.
    :O
    What does that look like?
    AUTOCORRECTING FAIL!
    True story.

  13. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    One Direction
    www.Onedirection.com
    Free Tickets to meet the boys! Favorite if you thought this is real.

  14. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    dWhy?

  15. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Witty!
    Thanks for always being there with me through the hard times.

  16. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    [] Paris
    ™ [] New York
    ü My Kitchen

  17. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Rule of math:
    If it seems easy you’re doing it wrong.

  18. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

  19. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:58am UTC
    When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for One Direction.

  20. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    On scale to 1 to 10 what is your maturity level at?
    69
    NMQ

:)

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