CornStar's Quotes

CornStar
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Me: Do I do too many drugs?
Cat: No.
Me: Oh thank god.

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CornStar
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC

The sun can't shine
e v e r y d a y.

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CornStar
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:35pm UTC

The pain doesn't go away,
you just make room for it.
-Andrea

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CornStar
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:29pm UTC

The worst things in life
come free to us.

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CornStar
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:00pm UTC

HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS LOCO.
BUT HERE'S 4 CANDIES
YOU GO GLEN COCO.

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CornStar
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Call me Mr. Jonas...
I CAN MAKE YOUR CAMP ROCK.
nmq/f

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Drake: There's a New Jersey?
Josh: Yeah, they just opened it . ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:31am UTC

This quote does not exist.
Just kidding yes it does.

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Happy Father's Day!
Fave if you have an amazing dad that you couldn't live without.
♥
I

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Anyone else notice
how every guy's name on witty is James?
miine

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:16pm UTC

A dream is a wish
your heart makes. ♥
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CornStar
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:51am UTC

Me: I'M GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT! YEAH PART- *falls asleep*
Me: Okay I need to go to bed because I have to get up early tomorrow...*up all night*

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:52pm UTC

I'D BE A VEGETARIAN
...if bacon grew on trees.

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CornStar
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 12:05am UTC

A guy had a crush on this girl,
he followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.
Boy: *turns around* Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
-Quentin
not my quote, just reposting

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CornStar
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Bad Luck Brian #5_____________________________________
Has a pet rock,
It runs away.
________________________________________________
-Quentin
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CornStar
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Bad Luck Brian #2_____________________________________
Googles "Gary Oldman,"
Forgets the r.
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-Quentin
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CornStar
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:43pm UTC

*Dog jumps on face*
Josh: Oprah..? :)
-Quentin

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CornStar
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC

P L EASE GO ON
ICARLY.COM
*highlight
-Quentin

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CornStar
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:12pm UTC

I'm thinking about
deleting my witty,
No one accepts me here. I thought this site was about everyone being understanding but I guess I was wrong. I've been made fun of so much over chat and had my feelings hurt. I wish someone understood.
Sorry for the vent.
-Quentin
nmf. not a true story.

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CornStar
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC

*HUG ME BROTHA!! ♥♥♥
xxxQUENTIN
Drake and Josh. <3

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