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CookieMonster09*
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October 10, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Me: What would you do if you got a massive bag full of money?
Friend: I would invest it and-
Me: Sweaters
Me: I would buy millions of sweaters.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 9, 2013 5:07pm UTC

I'm no Rory Williams but I'd wait
2000 years for you <3

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CookieMonster09*
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October 9, 2013 5:03pm UTC

teacher: tell me a famous historical event
me: *stands up to show respect* The glorious Battle of Hogwarts.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 8, 2013 4:24pm UTC

did I give you permission to unfollow me

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CookieMonster09*
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October 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC

horse: omg im so hungry i could eat a
horse: oh

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CookieMonster09*
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October 7, 2013 3:14pm UTC

“Why do you weep?
Did you think I was
immortal?”
- Louis XIV’s last words

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CookieMonster09*
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October 6, 2013 6:14pm UTC

We expect way too much from pop stars. They have to be skinny but not too skinny. They have to be sexy but not too sexy. They have to be smart but not too smart. They have to be part of the subterranean lizard revolution to overthrow the government but not in a way that makes it obvious. Why can’t we just let them live??

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CookieMonster09*
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October 6, 2013 1:40pm UTC

don’t cry me a river.
that’s stupid as hell.
cry me a milkshake

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CookieMonster09*
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October 6, 2013 1:35pm UTC

"Why don’t people want to hang out with me" I say as I do something impulsive and reckless with no concern for other human life

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CookieMonster09*
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October 5, 2013 5:15pm UTC

''Someone can’t save everyone,
but everyone can save someone''

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CookieMonster09*
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October 5, 2013 4:53pm UTC

unless you’re fictional i do not care about your drama

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CookieMonster09*
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October 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 4, 2013 4:06pm UTC

when my little brother was three, mum was taking a picture of him at the beach and she was like “smile!” and he looked her dead in the eyes and scowled and said “Mummy. I have run out of smiles today” and i just lost it

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CookieMonster09*
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October 3, 2013 2:56pm UTC

when you type the name of my school into google images the first result is my german teacher riding a tricycle i’ve never laughed so hard in my LIFE i’m gonna need a ventilator

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CookieMonster09*
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October 2, 2013 5:05pm UTC

all i ever do is watch hairstyle tutorials and then try them and fail miserably.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC

do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.

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CookieMonster09*
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September 30, 2013 5:41pm UTC

When people make fun of Hunger Games:
haters gonna hate, peeta's gonna bake

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CookieMonster09*
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September 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Kinda wish we still lived in a time where people went to
cafés and just kinda looked at each other or read
books. Now it’s just laptops & phones. Nobody is really
there anymore. Nobody is really interested in anything.
CYR

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CookieMonster09*
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September 30, 2013 2:48pm UTC

talent: sleeping in school

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CookieMonster09*
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September 29, 2013 5:33pm UTC

josh hutcherson: Does it really matter if your guy friends like guys over girls?
josh hutcherson: I mean, doesn't that kinda just leave more girls for you?

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