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  1. sarah_bear5 sarah_bear5
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    &&Who Else
    thought nutella looked absolutely disgusting when you first saw it?

  2. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your SWISS ARMY KNIFE says 'MADE IN CHINA'

  3. jxmxb jxmxb
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    You are now aware that
    everytime you swallow, you hear a little crackle in your ears
    You are now aware that
    your tongue is sitting uncomfortably in your mouth
    You are now aware that
    you can hear a ringing in your ears
    You are now aware that
    you are itchy at some point in your body

  4. nataliaa9396 nataliaa9396
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
    KID: Gotcha.
    DAD: what did you buy at the store?
    KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
    DAD: What did you have for dinner?
    KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
    DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
    KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Snookkiis Snookkiis
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    That awkard moment
    # 5
    when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there
    when you go in your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monsters, Inc. instead

  7. best_name_ever best_name_ever
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    I hope Cancer gets Cancer,
    & DIES.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    if you fave this
    I'll write something that will make you smile on your profile
    and I'll tell you your
    soulmate's name
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  9. kellyclarktson1 kellyclarktson1
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    when u brake up with ur boyfriend And it goes easy
    60% "Ok we can still be friends"
    28% well see u at (insert here) class
    20% walk away
    2% "NO UR NOT SUPPOST TO BE TAKING IT EASY I WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU THIS ISNT OVER BUDDY!"
    Fav if ur the 2%

  10. WolfOfHeart101 WolfOfHeart101
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    if i get 10 likes i will hang out with him. if i get 20 likes i will tell him i love him. if i get 30 likes i will ask him out. i promise.

  11. xlivinthelifex07 xlivinthelifex07
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    wait...
    I think I might ACTUALLY be in love with every member of One Direction.
    please dont tell me im the only one...? :)

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Comment
    & I'll comment something nice in your profile
    Rate your profile picture.
    Follow you
    Rate you 1-10
    And write you a paragraph to make your day.
    I'll compliment you on something
    First Impression
    AND I'll blow your notifications.
    (wish someone would do this for me.)
    HOPE I MADE YOUR DAY

:)

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