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LOVE LIFE <3

nataliaa9396
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October 7, 2012 12:25am UTC

second is always the first to loose

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nataliaa9396
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September 30, 2012 9:35pm UTC

I'm the OTHER girl. The one he texts when he's with his girlfriend. The one who he secretly spends time with. The one he also kisses. And I thought I'd feel guilty. But I don't. And that makes me realize how much of a bad person I am. He made me forget my values. But I like him so much. I just wish he felt the same way.

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nataliaa9396
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March 11, 2012 11:05pm UTC

DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".
KID: Gotcha.
DAD: what did you buy at the store?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What did you have for dinner?
KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.
DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?
KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!

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nataliaa9396
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February 23, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Love is like a rubberband...
we keep pulling
someone lets go
and the other person gets hurt

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 12:40am UTC

i do my best proofreading right after i hit send

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nataliaa9396
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February 10, 2012 11:29pm UTC

When a cop says, "Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
Do NOT reply with, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:13pm UTC

When a girl wants to kiss you:
She plays with her hair, looks down, and waits for you to make a move.
When a boy wants to kiss you:
Smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the
right moment to make a move.
When I want to kiss you:
I stare at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how
ugly I am, and that I'll die alone with
approximately 73 cats.

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC

When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt,
When someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Boy: what age are you?
Girl: fifteen you? ;)
Boy: nineteen...
Girl: age is just a number.. :) ;)
Boy: jail is just a room :)

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 9:09pm UTC

For Valentine's Day...
I'm going to do nothing.
But the next day, I'm going to buy all the
discount chocolates I like and eat as much
as I can

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Boy: Do you have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here
Boy: Umm..its out of ink
Girl: What?
Boy: It doesn't work
Girl: R u sure?
Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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nataliaa9396
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February 9, 2012 8:51pm UTC

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up All night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said "drink up."
She said that she wanted to shoot Herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger On the trigger, aimed it at her face, and Helped her pull the trigger.
She said that she wanted to cut herself.
He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to Her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said "my Name is: alone."
She said that she wanted to have someone there To take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn't…

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Not all scars show,
not all wounds heal,
sometimes you can't
always see the pain
someone feels.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:55pm UTC

oh really?
you need space?
might as well join NASA

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:46pm UTC

i wonder if strippers have nightmares about goint to work IN their clothes

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nataliaa9396
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:44pm UTC

whoever first thought of milking a cow must've been a massive pervert