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ClaireABell

  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Howard: ​You said you were going for a walk?
    Sheldon: I didn't say outside.

  2. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Teacher: ​And can you explain to me how you got that answer
    Me: I'M JUST CLEVER OKAY.

  3. almost alice* almost alice*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    there are 2 11:11 s every day 365 days in a year 365×2=730 that means 730 wishes in a year dont waste them

  4. Quilyy Quilyy
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    What if 11:11 wishes actually come true but there is one person in the world wishing for everyone else's wishes not to come true?

  5. starposk starposk
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    The One Direction fandom
    has had an emotional month.
    Maybe fandoms get their periods
    once a year.

  6. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    At my wedding
    Instead of saying "I do" I'll say "I accept the terms and conditions"

  7. starposk starposk
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    #naxi = Niall+Taxi
    The other boys were all seen with girls today in NYC.
    Niall got mobbed in a taxi.

  8. cheezbunni540 cheezbunni540
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Roses are blue.
    Violets are unicorns.
    This doesn't make sence.
    Refrigerator.


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  11. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Little Mix: Don't let what they say, keep you up at night
    One Direction: I want to stay up all night

  12. ClaireABell ClaireABell
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 1:30am UTC
    STOP
    BOSSING ME
    AROUND...
    I'm not some
    doll... I thought
    I was your
    Friend
    ...
    Not your
    bloody slave


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  16. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:01am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're in a test, and you don't know
    anything apart from your name and the date
    if you're in the right exam because it doesnt even look like its in English.

  17. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:06am UTC
    May be i deserve this

  18. little_random_fact little_random_fact
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 1:48am UTC
    There are 6 R's

  19. little_random_fact little_random_fact
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 2:17am UTC
    The way Niall sings "Darling" in Little Things
    *sigh*

  20. little_random_fact little_random_fact
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 1:40am UTC
    I find it kinda
    cute
    when guys
    are
    good with kids

:)

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