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ChocoTaco

Status: chill

Member Since: 13 Mar 2012 07:18pm

Last Seen: 23 Jun 2017 05:29pm

Birthday: December 22

Location: o

Gender: F

user id: 283523

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No home, no bed. Nowhere to hang my head

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Sister: *Holds open door for random person*
Me: Why are you so nice to people you'll never see again?
Sister: Why are you so nice to people on the Internet you won't ever see?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 6:16pm UTC

I procrastinate on homework so much
I wind up not even doing it.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Just imagine if a celebrity got a Witty
And then all of a sudden it was the next big thing, and all your family and friends were getting accounts too. Then all our secret lives were uncovered. Everyone would know what we said about them, they'd know where we hid the bodies, they'd know our life stories. It would be like our diaries being invaded. That would be scary.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:07pm UTC

My faith in this generation
Lasted about as long as Carly Rae Jepson's singing career.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I have more of an emotional connection
With fictional characters than I do with my own family.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Me: *Takes 2 fortune cookies*
Fortune cookie 1: "You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident."
Me: Wow, I got a good fortune for once!
Fortune cookie 2: "Ignore previous cookie."
Me: ._.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 9:02pm UTC

When I was little I didn't want to get married when I was older
Because I thought my husband would judge me for sleeping with a baby blanket.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:06pm UTC

"Of course every soldier is prepared to die.
But these people aren't just pawns on a chessboard.
They all have names, families, and feelings in their hearts too.
They are all humans who live and bleed.
You have the responsibility to ensure their death will not be in vain.
No matter what may come, remember this in your naive heart,
And be ready to die to fulfill that duty."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Remember in 3rd grade
When you were popular because you had the 64 pack of crayons?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 7:45pm UTC

My daily routine:
*Opens Witty*
*Gets bored*
*Closes Witty*
*Get bored*
*Opens Witty*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 6:53pm UTC

*12-year-old white girl voice*
"But like I'm so depressed because I'm so socially awkies. And like I'm never getting a best friend. Only cats love me. I like knitting and starbucks. And idk what a boyfriend is lol. Don't judge me haters. Tumblr is my life xD. hahahaha what is air? NUTELLLAAAAA!!11!"

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Serving Size: 3 cookies.
Americans: You mean three boxes?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Teacher: Turn in the test even if you're not finished.
Teacher: Oh and it's worth 25% of your grade.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 7:32pm UTC

People: Why do you listen to the Devil's music?
Me: Sorry.
Me: I should've asked.
Satan: *Rises from Hell*
Satan: *Scowls at me as he takes his music back*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Me: *Realizes a typo too late*
Me: *Sacrifices soul to Satan*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 5:50pm UTC

"No grandma, I don't have a boyfriend yet."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Person: Which band member is your favorite?
Me: So you're asking me to choose between my husbands?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:00pm UTC

There are girls who are pretty, smart, athletic, artistic, and funny.
I am sorry but that's like being the person who takes five toppings on their ice cream when everyone else is only allowed one.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Teacher: *Gives me 3 hours of homework*
Teacher: *Goes trick-or-treating with kids....to my house*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 7:18pm UTC

So I was reading this thing online about if you need to cheat on a test
And one of the suggestions was you make a customized iron-on decal, and place it upside down on the front of a cheap shirt. On the test day, you wear that shirt under a loose hoodie or zip-up sweatshirt and take a peek down every time you need help. I am sorry but if you are that desperate for a good grade please just study.

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