ChocoTaco's Quotes

ChocoTaco
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February 17, 2014 7:24pm UTC

Why are there 15 year olds in the Olympics
When my only talents are crying over band members and marathoning animes?

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ChocoTaco
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February 16, 2014 6:12pm UTC

Friend: Wanna hangout tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I think I'm gonna be sick.

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ChocoTaco
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February 14, 2014 6:17pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d rather marathon a 360 episode anime
Than spend a single minute with you (✿◠‿◠)

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ChocoTaco
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February 13, 2014 6:48pm UTC

The only good reason for homicide
Is if someone leaves you with a cold shower.

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ChocoTaco
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February 11, 2014 8:37pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The bottom of my laptop
Is still hotter than you.

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ChocoTaco
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February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC

Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

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ChocoTaco
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January 27, 2014 8:46pm UTC

Me: *Accidentally gives my sister’s boyfriend the link to a Bakugan fanfic she wrote in 9th grade*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 6:27pm UTC

Mom: Are you doing homework up there?
Me: Of course!
Mom: Good.
Me: *Laughs as I fave another quote on Witty*

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ChocoTaco
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January 20, 2014 6:26pm UTC

Mom: Who are you laughing with?
Me: My laptop.

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ChocoTaco
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January 15, 2014 7:09pm UTC

Getting salmonella from eating raw cookie dough
is definitely a risk I'm willing to take.

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ChocoTaco
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January 12, 2014 2:33pm UTC

Me: *Puts lyrics in my essay papers*
Me: *Uses fandom references while talking to my friends*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 8:56pm UTC

Today in English we had to write an essay
On whether we believed it was okay to use animals in scientific experiments, and my essay wound up just being a long rant on how humans are disgusting, selfish, and need to be eliminated.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 5:47pm UTC

One time I went food shopping with my mom
And my brother and I emptied the whole shelf of macaroni and cheese into our cart, bought it in front of our mom, and she didn't even notice until we got home when she noticed 40 boxes of mac and cheese lined up on our counter.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 5:33pm UTC

Boyfriends?
You mean band members?
You mean Tumblr?
You mean anime?
You mean Witty Profiles?
You mean food?
You mean fictional characters?
You mean chick flicks?
You mean chocolate?

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ChocoTaco
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January 2, 2014 5:12pm UTC

I always talk about you guys to people I know
As my hilarious best friends from a different school.

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ChocoTaco
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December 31, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Everyone else: *Getting New Year's kisses*
Everyone else: *Making New Year's resolutions*
Everyone else: *Hanging out with friends*
Everyone else: *Waiting for the NYC ball to drop*
Me: *Sitting on the Internet*

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ChocoTaco
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December 30, 2013 7:35pm UTC

If I ever have kids
They're gonna be named after anime characters and band members.

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ChocoTaco
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December 29, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Friend: What do you do for fun?
Me: Reblog pictures of band members.

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ChocoTaco
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December 27, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Friend: Wanna hang out next week?
Me: Sorry, I'm gonna be sick.

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ChocoTaco
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December 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC

You: *Wakes up on Christmas*
You: *Unwraps naked band member*
You: *Gets your purple unicorn*
You: *Finds sense of purpose sitting under tree*
Merry Christmas Witty!!

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