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Me: *Takes 2 fortune cookies*
Fortune cookie 1: "You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident."
Me: Wow, I got a good fortune for once! 
Fortune cookie 2: "Ignore previous cookie."
Me: ._.
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Me: *Takes 2 fortune cookies* Fortune cookie 1: "You never

76 faves · 2 comments · Nov 12, 2013 6:22pm

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Secret42 · 1 decade ago
The next one is going to be,"the 2nd last cookie was right.":P
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Youngblood · 1 decade ago
but but but... what if you ate the second one first?
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