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Choc_em

1. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 5:47am UTC
   It digusts me to think that one day,
   We could all be turned into yellow sparkly dinosaurs with blue polka dots by the evil witch of Narnia who then raises an army of Centaurs to capture us and prepare us for a party where we are the entertainment and then turns us into a marshmellow pie for dessert
   And yet every one goes about their day without a care in the world.
   
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2. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 11:43pm UTC
   69
   you're so immature
   
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3. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   Ellen: 23 million people have viewed the video on YouTube. Do you know how many that is?
   Sophia: THAT'S.. MORE THAN A THOUSAND!!
   
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4. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   fave and i will put a comment on your profile & fave 1 of your quotes :) i know there are a lot of these quotes out there but I PROMISE I will do each and every one of them!
   ♥
   
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5. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   Yolo does not mean doing drugs and getting drunk and ruining your life just cause you are young. It means make something of your life while you still can..
   ♥
   
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6. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 4:36am UTC
   It was the last day before the holidays
   and I caught him staring at me
   until his friend called his name.
   ♥
   
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7. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 6:17am UTC
   Sister "Honestly, how many times a day do you change your clothes?"
   Me: "Depends how messy my room is.."
   
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8. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 4:28am UTC
   That Cute Moment
   When your best friend spams your news feed
   
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9. Choc_em
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2011 10:43pm UTC
   Feeling like a noob
   When no-one
   Likes your quote
   D}:
   
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10. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    I hate when..
    People copy our
    quote format
    >:[
    
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11. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Smiling on the phone,
    And then making a face
    when you hang up.
    
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12. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    That fail Moment When...
    You have poured a bowl of cereal only to discover you are out of milk.
    
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13. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:52am UTC
    Pretending to
    text in
    Awkward Situations
    
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14. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 5:26am UTC
    *Shivers*
    Sooo Coldd
    ❅
    
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15. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 4:17am UTC
    Hey you.
    Yeah you'
    No, not you...
    The other guy.
    You right there!
    Yes you!
    Do you like tacos?
    
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16. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:11am UTC
    Rainbows&&Unicorns
    ftw
    
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17. Choc_em
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:51am UTC
    I hate when
    my eyes
    randomly
    start to water.
    :/
    
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