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  1. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    When the teacher wipes the board,
    there's always that one little speck
    that they miss.

  2. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    internet
    A day without you
    is like a year without rain.

  3. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    In Art:
    Boy 1: So I saw this picture on Facebook of a really fat girl,
    underneath it said describe the picture with one word.
    Boy 2: I'd write *insert name of a girl in our year*
    Crush : I'd write perfect, because she's perfect the way she is.
    This.actually.happened.

  4. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be amazing,
    if life were a musical.
    So every few seconds,
    we would just burst randomly into song.

  5. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    The stakes are high,
    the water's rough,
    but this love is ours.
    Ours ~ Taylor Swift

  6. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    An awesome name for a Pizza Place :
    Another one bites the crust

  7. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:55am UTC
    Friend: Would you care for a doughnut?
    Me: Well if the doughnut had no money and it had no friends then, yes.
    Friend: -.-
    Me: What can i say, I'm a saint really...

  8. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Nerd?
    I prefer the term 'Intellectual Hardcore'

  9. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    There's a line between having a tan and looking like you rolled in doritos.
    ▲▼►▲
    nmq

  10. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    What is the difference between Top Quotes and Really Good Quotes?

  11. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    I did not trip and fall.
    I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

  12. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    The alphabet begins with ABC,
    numbers begin with 123,
    music begins with do-re-mi,
    and friendship begins with
    you and me.

  13. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    I just can't wait for that to never happen.

  14. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    And in a café on a Wednesday,
    I watched it begin again...

  15. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Does anyone else not like the new tag system?

  16. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Am I the only one who gets affended in a gift shop when they don't have your name on a keyring....

  17. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    ♥Don't you worry your
    pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks ►►►
    at things that shine♥

  18. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 11:39am UTC
    *Playing a game*
    When I win:
    Normal friend: You won, haha well done.
    Best Friend: You win?! Well screw you, you poo head.
    Why do you have to be so good at everything.. pfft
    smarty pants. Ugh I hate you...
    When I lose:
    Normal Friend: Well done, better luck next time /
    nice try / haha good game
    Best Friend: Haha beat that loser, I win, I win,
    I win whoop ~ victory dance...
    When I brag about something:
    Friend: Haha, lol
    Best friend: Seriously, calm down... pfft it's not like I show off..
    Me: Wait, what... Logic

  19. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    What ya doing?
    Pfft y'know...
    Living Life Like
    Larry ;)

  20. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    P l o t T w i s t
    That one teacher in your school who is
    always strict and grumpy is actually Witty
    famous and the reason why they're so tired
    is because they stay up all night reading
    quotes on Witty and typing about their problems.
    The reason why they make such amazing
    quotes is probably from all that hardcore
    experienced training they did for a secret
    mission in the south of Mexico on a donkey
    named... Paoblo.
    Wait, what?
    I don't even know...

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