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CharlieLovesNutella

rush
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February 14, 2012 3:59am UTC
Why do you make 'jokes' that make me feel like utter sh/t?

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:52pm UTC
We say:
Don't worry,
There are more fish in the
sea
Fish must say:
Don't worry,
There are more humans
on land.
. ღ

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Mikaylax33
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January 5, 2012 3:15pm UTC
Today I was in a fight
WITH MY ALARM CLOCK.
It wanted me to wake up, i disagreed,
THINGS GOT VIOLENT
Now the alarm clock is broken
and im wide awake
Im not sure who won

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RunawayRachel
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January 12, 2012 2:53am UTC
Û
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah lucyfacex,yo! RunawayRachel pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
It always rains the hardest, on the people who deserve ~ the most sunshine ~
RunawayRachel

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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capsized*
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January 12, 2012 12:57am UTC
"That's the worst idea ever"
[pause]
"LETS DO IT!"

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capsized*
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January 12, 2012 1:00am UTC
"if you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time."
-BJ Marshall

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arigaby99
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January 11, 2012 7:56pm UTC
that wierd moment
when someone starts texting you and you're like how the f*ck did you get my number?!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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Samsung
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January 10, 2012 11:54pm UTC
None of those options are any good,
because they don't give me you.

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toria_skax
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 11:55pm UTC
Being such
a good cook
that even the fire alarm cheers you on.

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lol1234
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January 10, 2012 11:47pm UTC
When a couple call themselevs Love Birds,
When they argue do they call themselves Angry Birds?

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 11:37pm UTC
Getting to that part of the song
you don't know & just mumbling.
Format credit: Jane8D & peaceinpieces

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Head Plastic (Regina George)*
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January 10, 2012 11:36pm UTC
It's okay.
I don't need friends.
why do you think I have cats?

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Squarez
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January 3, 2012 3:08am UTC
roll one, smoke one.

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1jemjem
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January 10, 2012 11:12pm UTC
And i wonder what boys
would do if there was no cod LOL
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jahyvie
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January 10, 2012 11:18pm UTC
IF CINDERELLA'S SHOE FIT PERFECTLY
Then why'd it fall off?

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_CoolStoryBro_
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January 10, 2012 2:41am UTC
In my room:
decent singer.
In the shower:
international pop superstar.

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Mikaylax33
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 2:17pm UTC
and theres a difference between...
"okay"
"okay?"
"okay..."
"okayy"
and..
"k."
;

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AnAnonymousWriter
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January 10, 2012 11:17pm UTC
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you ♥

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