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Celeste_xoxx

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Member Since: 15 Sep 2010 08:08pm

Last Seen: 22 Dec 2012 06:25am

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  1. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 9:16pm UTC
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  2. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
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    December 22, 2011 6:10am UTC
    my boyfriend is like my iPad..
    Oh wait! I don't have no damn iPad.

  3. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:59am UTC
    I'm so sad and depressed
    Is all I want to do is rest
    I go to sleep at night
    But my dreams I just can't fight
    I think of you lying in that bed
    And wonder if there is anything I could have said
    I wish you were still here
    But I know that you are still near
    I love you more than you know
    I just wish you didn't have to go
    I just want one more day with you
    And I know thats what you would have wanted too
    I miss you more and more each day
    There is so much more we had to say
    I know I will see you again
    But my life is just started to begin.

  4. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    Fairytales dont happen over night;
    be patient.

  5. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    Lady Gaga taught me its okay to be different
    Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks
    Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love
    Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through
    Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right
    ♥Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me
    Music taught me how to live my life
    BUT most importantly:
    Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.

  6. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:20am UTC
    A lion would never cheat on his wife but a
    Tiger Wood.

  7. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 1:18am UTC
    Maroon 5 may have the moves like Jagger... but nobody can ever have the moves like
    Jackson♥

  8. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:22am UTC
    Ever felt like you're ugly? not good enough? or anything along that line..?
    Watch this video -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWCUOjC2h_k
    "My body is not who I am, I am my soul my heart my brain my morals my beliefs I am my actions.."
    Shayla Tolhoek is my inspiration ♥

  9. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 1:48am UTC
    I got passion in my pants and I aint afraid to show it....
    *Dramatic Pause*
    I'm sexy and I know it !

  10. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 11:33pm UTC

    Fighting over who puts the star on top of the Christmas tree with your siblings :)

  11. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
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    November 18, 2011 5:59pm UTC
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  12. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 5:26am UTC
    Find the Gay person;
    유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유
    - CAN'T find the gay person? -
    Thats because they're humans too and we are
    ALL
    THE SAME.
    //Don't Judge\\

  13. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:49am UTC
    Having your period on white sheets and waking up on the Japanese flag.

  14. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:38am UTC
    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially
    for something of real value.
    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..
    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -
    cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
    After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts..
    ;]

  15. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:10am UTC
    When I was a kid, I used to sing ;
    A B C D E F G, H I J K ELEMENOP ..
    Lool who am I kidding, I still do that ;]

  16. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:34am UTC
    You think you're not pretty. There's always someone uglier.
    You want more money, people are in poverty.
    You want a boyfriend, someone doesn't even have parents.
    You're hungry, a child is starving.
    You want to go to the shops, someone is looking for anything they can wear just to keep warm.
    You're chilly, others are frozen.
    You just want to die, most people want to live.
    So don't waste your time on things that you think you want because there is always someone out there who needs it much more than you could ever possibly know.

  17. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:56am UTC
    Go on Google and type in;
    "Do a barrel roll" ;)

  18. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:03am UTC
    Adding up all
    of the possible
    marks you
    could get in an
    exam just to
    feel better

  19. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:06am UTC
    And did anyone else know that;
    the voice actor that plays
    Carlos
    in The Magic School Bus
    played
    Jason off mean girls?
    :P

  20. Celeste_xoxx Celeste_xoxx
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 6:31am UTC
    I didn't need that dirty look ,
    your face is ugly enough .

:)

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