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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

 

 

 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to tra
de, especially
for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquerin
g past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is lik
e Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - 
cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet - w
ildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts..


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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa

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Celeste_xoxx · 1 decade ago
hahahaahaaa :D
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RainDancer96 · 1 decade ago
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