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Carson54821

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Member Since: 13 Apr 2012 02:46pm

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I'm Carson.

I'm 17. I make my birthday wishes on April 10.
I love meat ;) My two passions are the eating meat, and eventually working at Petsmart.
Witty is practically my diary, and I love my mom.
My pet peeve is Sandrasaurus.
I am pretty shy until you get to know me ;) ;)
But I'm super friendly. :)
Send me a comment so we can get to know each other!:D
And follow me! I always follow back! By the way, pretty much all this cool stuff on my profile, I got from my mom. She's SO FUNNY

Carson54821
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:58pm UTC

GUYS. I FIGURED OUT WHY WE ALL HAVE CAT OBSESSIONS.
We obviously have friends because we share common interests, right? Well look at this great non-biased research:
Cats: Sleeps all day, parties at night, eats, sleeps, not socialable, hides when people are near
Teenage Girls On Witty: Sleeps all day, parties at night, sleeps, not socialable, hides when people are near
I am a genius

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Carson54821
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:47pm UTC

My boyfriend dumped me and I'm pretty sure he got a new gurlfrand. Who can relate?
Am I right, or am I right?!

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Carson54821
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March 5, 2013 5:40pm UTC

greetings all wittuhprofalzers
There was once a forest! And in that forest was a man who was vurry skinneh.
One day his daughter drew a stick figure of the man and said, "look DADDIO, this is you! It looks just like you!"
The man looked and began to cry, as he had self-image issues and couldn't handle the obvious criticism.
Then some freak came a'walkin by them. The man said, "you can have this little girl. She's evil. But be warned, she's a meanin."
The freak said no.

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Carson54821
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April 17, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Getting out your phone In front of a cute guy, so he knows you have a number he can ask for.nmf

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Carson54821
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April 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC

FOLLOW ME AND I PROMISE I'LL FOLLOW BACK!
LETS ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS! <3

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Carson54821
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April 17, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Hey, I like your make-up!
LOLJK
It looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola.
nmq

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Carson54821
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 1:39pm UTC

When I was little, I always felt bad for the color yellow,because nobody liked it.

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Carson54821
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April 17, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Me without you is like
Pepsi without cans.
Pedophiles without vans.
Jersey Shore without tans.
♥
nmq

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