greetings all wittuhprofalzers

There was once a forest! And in that forest was a man who was vurry skinneh.
One day his daughter drew a stick figure of the man and said, "look DADDIO, this is you! It looks just like you!"
The man looked and began to cry, as he had self-image issues and couldn't handle the obvious criticism.
Then some freak came a'walkin by them. The man said, "you can have this little girl. She's evil. But be warned, she's a meanin."
The freak said no.