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  1. fuhreckles88 fuhreckles88
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Hey I just met you, and
    girl you look crazy
    what brand is your makeup?
    Crayola maybe?

  2. ash10450* ash10450*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:37am UTC
    Did you know today will never happen again?
    Today's 12/12/12 and there's not 13 months of the day...
    So think about what you do today. Make it worth while!!!!

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    books are just dead tattooed trees

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    i can’t believe your hips
    would just lie to me like that

  5. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 9:54am UTC
    So I made up this cool new word today
    Plagiarism

  6. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social networking, not a diary.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    do you ever talk so much that your
    voice starts to annoy you. like you're
    just like "omg, who keeps talking?
    shut up, you're a whiney little b.itch"
    and then you realize it's you?

  8. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 10:41am UTC
    My social life during the summer holidays:

  9. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 6:33pm UTC
    *closes fridge door and hears stuff fall*
    well... sounds like a problem for the next person

  10. Calif0rnia_B0mbSh4llxox Calif0rnia_B0mbSh4llxox
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    Sometimes I laugh so hard that no sound comes out and I just sit there looking like a retarded seal

  11. CanobieFan CanobieFan
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2014 11:55am UTC
    That moment when a parent forces you to do a sport...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 11:41am UTC
    "Bring on the heart break,
    Cause I can take anything that you throw at me.
    So bring on the heart break,
    Cause I can make the best of things
    so bring it on!"
    I wrote this myself. :)

  15. sksx9 sksx9
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    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  16. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  17. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  18. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  19. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 2:27am UTC
    That face you make when you over-hear
    people complimenting you.

  20. Amazing*Panda* Amazing*Panda*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 5:33pm UTC

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