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Cammie
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November 10, 2013 6:14pm UTC

i'm still waiting for my
princess diaries transformation

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Cammie
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November 5, 2013 4:55pm UTC

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your as/s” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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Cammie
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November 4, 2013 7:02pm UTC

and it’s hard to hate someone
once you understand them

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Cammie
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November 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC

why insult someone when you can
say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

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Cammie
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November 2, 2013 12:03pm UTC

see that girl you called a bítch?
she didn't hear it say it louder.

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Cammie
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November 1, 2013 10:19pm UTC

*pokes my responsibilities with a stick*
what is this get it away from me

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Cammie
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October 29, 2013 8:29pm UTC

that's the problem with being the strong one.
no one offers you a hand.

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Cammie
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October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC

in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."

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Cammie
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:34pm UTC

my dad trusts me with his PIN number
but not the wifi password what

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Cammie
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October 16, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Josh Peck always vines while driving
I wouldn't be surprised if he ran over Oprah again.

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Cammie
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October 13, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Why can’t people be really fÜcking spontaneous more often. Like why don’t people get on
buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them and say what they feel exactly how they feel it. It’s all fÜcking mundane shít, trying to keep your cool, playing hard to get, hinting and confusing signals ugh I hate it

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Cammie
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October 13, 2013 1:03pm UTC

today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.

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Cammie
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October 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

greys anatomy is so weird
why do they have conversations in the middle of a surgery..

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Cammie
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September 28, 2013 1:51pm UTC

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me
now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles.

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Cammie
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September 16, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.

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Cammie
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September 14, 2013 1:25pm UTC

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked'
— A thrilling story about my academic life

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Cammie
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September 14, 2013 1:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 6:22pm UTC

waLk into the club like whaddup
i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

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Cammie
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September 4, 2013 5:32pm UTC

you're still going to get criticized,
so you might as well do whatever the fÜck you want

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Cammie
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September 4, 2013 5:26pm UTC

theirye’re*

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