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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    i romantically stand outside your window
    and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 12:34pm UTC
    can i get some water
    with a few pieces of colder water in it

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:55pm UTC
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    WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    white girl: my eyes change color

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    I won’t take selfies with other people
    y’all don’t know my angles

  6. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday,
    every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:29pm UTC
    im jealous of people who can have
    fun colored hair and look good

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    my history professor told me today that he
    “likes the way I look vaguely pis//sed off” during class

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    if ur hair covers ur boobs
    u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    someone somewhere is meeting
    the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    my life is like a bad
    US version of a really good show made in the UK

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

  13. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 10:41am UTC
    if a girl is mean to you
    just tell her she has bad eyebrows

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives
    and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    i wear black so you know
    i'm always ready for your funeral

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    trying to cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like
    trying to convince the sun of its own warmth

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN
    U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE

  18. Cammie Cammie
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    December 6, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society
    has done to the word “daddy”

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t
    because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    just hold on
    i’m staying home

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