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  1. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Everytime someone brings up
    One Direction,
    I want to shoot myself
    in the face.
    It's not the band that bothers me,
    it's the Directioners.

  2. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Pick two.
    -Emotionally stable
    -Intelligent
    -Good looking
    Can' t do it?

  3. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Don't change yourself so people will like you.
    Be yourself & the right person will love you.♥

  4. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Him: Hey Bae. :-)
    Me: Hey Love! I have a question..
    Him: Shoot!
    Me: Why do you always call me Bae instead of Babe?
    Him: Every girl that I've ever dated, I called them Babe..
    but that was before I met you,
    & you're not like any girl I've ever dated.
    I love this guy. ♥

  5. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me: Momma, Dad is gonna teach me how to drive today.
    Mom: You're gonna drive that big old truck!?
    Me: Haven't you heard? Guys respect a girl who knows how to drive stick. ;-)
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: That's gross Rhiannon. -_-
    LOL, true story.

  6. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Don't say something if you don't mean it
    & if you mean it, be ready to prove it.

  7. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea;
    so don't settle until you find a freaking mermaid.♥

  8. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Talking to him
    makes everything alright.♥

  9. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Be the type of person
    that you would want to chill with.

  10. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    ;
    When;
    A girl is in love,
    You can see it in her smile.
    When;
    A guy is in love,
    You can see it in his eyes.

  11. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    " May your neighbors respect you,
    trouble neglect you,
    angels protect you,
    & heaven accept you. "
    - D r a k e ; S h o t F o r M e ♥

  12. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    LOVE HURTS.
    BOYS LIE.
    FRIENDS CRY.
    PEOPLE DIE.
    PARENTS YELL.
    YOU ALWAYS TRY.
    YOU'RE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH,
    & YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.

  13. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Certian things in Life
    are just worth waiting for. ♥

  14. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    I don't know whether to be happy that we're friends,
    or to cry because I know that's all we'll ever be. < / 3

  15. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    ;
    The say that love is in the air
    so I hold my breath.
    - D r a k e f e a t. W i l Wa y n e ; H Y F R

  16. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I wish I had someone
    to look pretty for. ♥

  17. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I just wanna throw my phone away.

  18. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    That one person
    who makes you feel like
    you belong when you talk to them.

  19. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    ;
    Make Kony
    Famous.
    All you liddol kiddos in Africa are in my prayers.♥

  20. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Yeah, it sucks liking someone who's shorter than you,
    but I LOVE him & would't change a thing about him,
    cause why would you change someone you love?
    I would buy him Jordans & DC's & walk around barefoot
    for the rest of forever if I had to.

:)

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