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CKTPA
posted a quote
March 16, 2011 7:38am UTC

7 TIPS TO MAKE YOUR DAY DIFFERENT
1. Sell your cp then buy it again
2. Give your wallet to the nearest person then shout "ROBBERY!"
3. Play hide and seek then go home at the middle of the game
4. Separate mixed sugar and coffee
5. Drink 10 cans of redbull then go to sleep.
6. Pinch your younger sibling then be the first to cry
7. Play rock, paper and scissors with the mirror until you win :DDD

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CKTPA
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March 10, 2011 6:48am UTC

"How was the test?"
"I failed..."
ENEMY - HAHAHAHA! Serves you right!
FRIEND - Okay...
GOOD FRIEND - Aww cheer up. You'll do better next time.
BEST FRIEND - HAHAHAHA! I FAILED TOO! HIGH-FIVE!
Best friends are awesome!

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CKTPA
posted a quote
March 10, 2011 6:47am UTC

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.

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CKTPA
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March 10, 2011 6:42am UTC

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CKTPA
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February 18, 2011 9:11am UTC

Hi Im school. I make you work 6 hours a day, 5 days a week. Don't get to excited about the weekend, cause I might just throw in some homework while Im at it. I take up most of your childhood and sometimes I'll give you pointless lessons to learn about things you'll never need in your life. Also Im going to give you crappy teachers who hate you, cause Im to school for cool :)
-FACEBOOK

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CKTPA
posted a quote
February 18, 2011 9:06am UTC

I love ducks. They're so chill, they're just like, I'm a duck and I just quack randomly, and chill in some pond with other ducks. I sometimes go to someones house for some bread because I'm a duck and that's what I like to eat.

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CKTPA
posted a quote
February 11, 2011 11:40am UTC

Justin Bieber wanted to make his password
"mypenis"
but it was too short :/

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CKTPA
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 9:32am UTC

A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, 'What's your name?' asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.'

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CKTPA
posted a quote
February 5, 2011 8:17am UTC

A girl and a boy was walking in the mall when suddenly a flirt comes rushing towards them and said
FLIRT: Hey Im _____ ! And you are? :")
BOY: I'm hers :)

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CKTPA
posted a quote
February 2, 2011 8:32am UTC

Am I the only one who freaks out when our car stops in the middle of the train tracks while the stoplights red? :/

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 8:26am UTC

Even if just one of my parents would be like Burger King, making me have it my way, I'd be a Mcdo child loving it :)

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 10:15am UTC

NEVER MAKE PERMANENT DECISIONS ON TEMPORARY FEELINGS. <\3

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CKTPA
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January 27, 2011 1:06am UTC

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What did I miss? OH YEAH.
I MISS U.

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 12:39am UTC

Love endures all things.

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 19, 2011 9:21am UTC

Shed some light yo :D (HIGHLIGHHTT)
I wish you
I wish you
were my
were my
shoes
shoes
so I
so I
could
could
stomp
stomp
on you
on you
ALL DAY :D
ALL DAY
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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 11:25am UTC

Love Is Like Quicksand:
The Deeper You Fall In It
The Harder It Is To Get Out

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:36am UTC

Change is possible.
Except for a vending machine.

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:34am UTC

A day without sunshine is like. . .
well, night.

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:32am UTC

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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CKTPA
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:30am UTC

Lost your pen, no pen
No pen, no notes
No notes, no study
no study, fail
fail, no diploma
no diploma, no work
no work, no money
no money, no food
no food, you get skinny
skinny, then you get ugly
ugly, no lover
no lover, no marriage
no marriage, no children
no children, alone
alone, depression
depression, sickness
sickness, death
lesson:
Don't loose your pen.

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