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C00K13QU33N
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January 29, 2012 1:37pm UTC

This will be my first
Valentine's Day
with a boyfriend
:)

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C00K13QU33N
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January 21, 2012 10:43pm UTC

My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came.
♥
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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C00K13QU33N
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January 21, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Reasons I want to see Woman in Black:
5% The plot seems interesting
95% Daniel Radcliffe is in it

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C00K13QU33N
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January 21, 2012 10:08am UTC

If you high-five yourself
It's just like clapping.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

...He gave me Smarties
They got crushed in my pocket
Now it looks like cocaine.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 19, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Most guys give girls flowers
HE gives me paper throwing stars.
I think I'm in love
...

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C00K13QU33N
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January 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Friends give you the candy
Best friends tell you what colour it turned your tongue.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 17, 2012 7:58pm UTC

People complain about the dreary weather.
I l o v e it. It makes my life feel like a movie.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 16, 2012 2:35pm UTC

When your foot goes numb
And you're hitting it on random objects as hard as you can just to get some feeling into it.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 10:03am UTC

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), ‑sqrt(9-x^2)
SSSStep 1: Search ^ in Google.
Step 2: Smile.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 9:32am UTC

It's 'you.'
Not 'yhu'.
Or 'u'.
C'mon, ladies, I know you went to elementary school.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 14, 2012 12:48pm UTC

On a scale of one to Voldemort
How awkward are your hugs?

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 9:18am UTC

I paused Temple Run for him
I must really love that boy

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C00K13QU33N
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January 12, 2012 8:23pm UTC

He always asks me who I like
And I'm thinking
Stupid, It's you.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 9, 2012 9:22pm UTC

No, I'm not anorexic, I have a high metabolism.
No, I'm not emo, I like to wear black and love Linkin Park. ..They're not even an "emo" band.
No, I'm not anti-social, I'm just shy.
No, I'm not a punk skater, I wear skate shoes and skinny jeans.
Say one more false thing about me, I dare you.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:57pm UTC

When you think of an
AWESOME
quote, and a few days
later you see that
someone else did practically the same thing
and got, like,
1923850923
faves. And yours got, like,
6

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I decided the real reason why Voldemort was after Harry.
Harry is actually the one with no nose. When Voldemort attempted to kill him, the spell screwed up and swapped their noses.
All Voldy wanted was his nose back.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 8, 2012 11:22am UTC

The Mayans also thought that people were first created out of corn.
I don't think we have anything to worry about.

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C00K13QU33N
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January 7, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Yes, yes, we all get it.
You have a dig bick.
Please stop quoting about it.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Dear 2390754209350 people re-posting the important message from Steve,
Don't worry, we all see the little tan box at the top of the screen, we all know what's going on. You don't have to re-post it every five seconds.
Sincerely,
It's driving the rest of us insane.

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