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At first, I Witty-ed so I could come up with funny quotes and see if people liked them. Now, it's completely different. Everything seems to be going wrong now, but I'll still try to be funny. I like making other people smile, anyway. :)

If you want to read all of this, please, go ahead. See if you can understand - or even relate to - me. If you don't that's fine, too. I don't blame you.

I'll tell you some things you may want to know. Or not. Again, I don't care. :
1. I've never cut myself. I've thought about it - and ALMOST done it - but I've never purposely hurt myself.
2. I'm insecure about EVERYTHING. Except for my eyes. I love my eyes.
3. I currently have a boyfriend, but I think he just wants to show me off to his friends to be all "Ha, ha, I've got a girlfriend and you don't!" That's okay, though. It's better than being alone.
4. My name's Taylor. That's all I'll say though, because I can't trust anyone right now.

If there's anything else you wanna know, feel free to tell me. Or not. Doesn't matter to me at this point.

C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 2:02pm UTC

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HIM: Oooh, look! A penny! *throws at little brother*
THE PENNY: *rolls onto floor*
HIM: *walks over to penny*
HIM: Oooh, look! A penny!
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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 8:50pm UTC

When I started Witty, I always thought "I'll never make a love quote, they're way too cheesy."
Then HE came along...

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 8:50pm UTC

I’m Italian so I must be in the mafia.
I’m skinny so I must be anorexic.
I’m wealthy so I must have millions of dollars.
I’m not popular so I must have no friends.
I’m immature so I must not be trustable.
I’m blonde so I must be a moron.
I’m smart so I must be a future Harvard student.
I’m shy so I must be antisocial.
I wear black so I must be emo.
I’m southern so I must be white trash.
STOP WITH THE STEREOTYPES.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Attention-Seeker: UGHHH, why’s everything going wrong today!!! GAH, this all sucks! Why did this have to happen to ME? Man, this is making me SOOO angry! D:<
Generally Nice Person: What’s wrong?
Attention-Seeker: I don’t want to talk about it.
THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:58pm UTC

"You watch anime? How stupid."
...I thought you were my best friend.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 7:25pm UTC

"Did the Super Bowl have any good commercials?"
...
"I dunno, check FaceBook."

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Does ANYONE else love
Linkin Park?

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:41pm UTC

In pictures
Guys [ s t i c k o u t ] their stomach to make themselves look [ b i g g e r ].
Girls [ s u c k i n ] their stomach to make themselves look [ s m a l l e r ].

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Everything's a w f u l until
h e texts me. <3

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 9:47pm UTC

He doesn't know that he's the reason I talked myself out of suicide.
Because I told myself it wouldn't be worth it to see him all alone.
So, thank you for doing things you have no idea you've done. :)

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 9:27pm UTC

“Y ou’re not Italian! You have blue eyes and blonde hair!”
Heard of Naples? No? Well, allow me to fill you in. Naples (it’s in northern Italy) has been dominated by people from Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Germany, France, etc. In case you need even MORE enlightening, most of the people from these places have light hair and light eyes.
Just because we’re learning about Italy doesn’t mean you know everything about it.

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posted a quote
February 1, 2012 8:34pm UTC

What I say:
I'm okay.
What I mean to say:
Nothing's going right, and nothing ever will. I can't stand myself. I'm awful. I'm ugly. Look at my best friend. Look at how pretty she is. She doesn't even try. I'm so jealous of her. There he goes, ignoring me again. I hate myself. Why do I have to whine so much? No one cares about me. Why should they? I'm a waste of air, anyway. I'm always alone, and I hate it. Why does everyone make things up about me? I'm not anorexic. I'm not emo. Stop lying! I hate it! I hate you! I hate everything!

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC

I’m not popular
(I don’t wear make-up
I’m not sporty
I don’t wear “super cute” outfits
I don’t like popular music
I’m a major nerd
I don’t gossip
I’m normally by myself
I’m not pretty
I don’t stress over my looks
I don’t like Justin Bieber)
And I like it that way.
So here’s to the other girls that just don’t care.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 5:22pm UTC

tumblr
Am I the only one who
HATES One Direction?

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posted a quote
January 31, 2012 7:58pm UTC

*I'm Sexy and I Know It comes on in the car*
ME: SHHHHHHHHH, MY THEMESONG'S ON!
Format By: Sandrasaurus

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Jersey Shore
Is an insult to Italians

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Zombie Apocalypse?
BRING IT ON.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 5:53pm UTC

DON’T
act like you understand.
Because if you did, you would do something.

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

I’m the weirdest girl EVER.
I love anime and video games.
I HATE make-up and REFUSE to wear it.
I LOVE jumping in mud.
I can use a gun like a pro.
I kick butt in LazerTag.
Gory movies rock.
Romance movies suck.
I can’t stand dresses or skirts.
I hate Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.
I hate the colour pink.
Uggs are stupid.
Don’t get me started on Vera Bradley.
I love Egyptian mythology.
Justin Bieber’s AWFUL.
And I STILLhave a boyfriend.
♥

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C00K13QU33N
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 5:13pm UTC

“Ugh, you’re so skinny! That’s not natural.”
Uh, yes it is. It’s called having a high metabolism.

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