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michael*

1. michael*
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2014 4:11pm UTC
   THIS TIME I'LL
   MAKE YOU proud.
   PROUD OF WHO YOU RAISED
   
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2. michael*
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2014 5:20pm UTC
   DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU
   -are homophobic
   -think mental disabilities (ie: anxiety,
   depression etc.) can be cured with "People have
   it worse then you" or stuff along those lines
   -enjoy watching people be upset/embarrassed
   -romanticize self hate/harm
   -hate on peoples opinions/beliefs (religion OR not)
   
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3. michael*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   Baby, I thought that we had something.
   Compared to him I'm next to nothing.
   
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4. michael*
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2013 4:11pm UTC
   "Upload a profile picture"
   *Uploads a profile picture*
   "You look fabulous!"
   *Blushes furiously*
   
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5. michael*
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2013 4:04pm UTC
   I love eating & I love laying down.
   If I try both of them at the same time
   I end up with a loaf worth of crumbs
   down my shirt and inside my pants.
   
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