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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Oh, you broke your leg?
Well thats sad...
now let me use your crutches
NOT MY QUOTE

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ohyolks16
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC

When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt
...
when someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

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mustaches_
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: who wants to be my valentine?
world: *silence*
me: okay now let's not all shout at once

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC

Torturing yourself with
sad depressing songs
when you're already sad

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC

T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
WHE N
yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
g L I D E

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Dream_Dare_Amaze
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 6:50pm UTC

one day you'll find your nemo, <<<
you might get lost in the ocean along the way,
but remember, just keep swimming
format by Kalliefornia

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC

In school, the only thing that
group projects ever taught me was
how much I hate other people
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capsized*
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC

*A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
*Everyone laughs*
Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
*Dead silence*.
nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC

If a cop
Ever pulls you over
And says, “papers”.
Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I was late to school on Friday
The guy on the 'late sheet'
before me put:
"Saving the world."
as his excuse, so I wrote
"Destroying the world."
as mine. I came in later to
find the next person had wrote
"Innocent bystander."
IT WAS EPIC.
I love my school.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC

When you were little,
Sticking your tongue out was like
Flashing someone the middle finger now.
© ThatsSoMeee

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
NFM/FMQ

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 3:33pm UTC

When I first saw
Princess Diaries
I thought Genovia was a real country.

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mayday
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I think my iPhone is broken,
I pressed the home button & I'm still at school.

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I wonder what I look like
through his eyes.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Canada:
Justin Bieber.
Australia:
Cody Simpson
UK:
One Direction.
USA:
.....?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Pretty girl: omg, i am so ugly
Everyone: oh precious child, you are a gorgeous human being, you are God's gift to humanity, you wonderful creature
Me:omg, i am so ugly
235 people like this

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GreenieXD
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 5:40pm UTC

the popular people on here will get a taste of what it feels like to be uknown

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:57pm UTC

nothing brings two people
together faster than the hatred of a third person.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
That when a person appears
in your dreams, its because
that person wants to see you?
-Time Magazine
omg.
THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
TO SEE ME?!

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