BravoSierra's Quotes

BravoSierra
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March 26, 2014 12:56pm UTC

me: dad is dinner ready?
dad: will you just wait?
me: I DID MY WAITING
dad: oh no
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
dad: not again
me: IN AZKABAN

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BravoSierra
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March 25, 2014 6:12pm UTC

Nothing shows maturity better than a good, public internet fight.
Oh look, they turned on caps lock. This is serious now.

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BravoSierra
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March 22, 2014 3:39pm UTC

in 20 years the hardest thing our kids will have to do
is finding a username that isn't taken.

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BravoSierra
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March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC

what i've learned in college
how to read greek letters
coffee is happier water
how to cry silently with someone else in the room
???????????????
taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat

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BravoSierra
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March 21, 2014 2:28pm UTC

can i unfollow my problems

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BravoSierra
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March 21, 2014 2:22pm UTC

attractive guy: how much
i like your name
me: thanks i got it for my birthday

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 6:24pm UTC

Séxting on an iPhone: I wanna duck you so hard.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 6:14pm UTC

Relationships scare me.
It's either going to end in heartbreak or marriage. There is no in between.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 6:12pm UTC

Sending snapchats to the wrong person
is like sending nudes to your grandparents.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 5:31pm UTC

I'm kind of getting sick of not being famous.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 5:26pm UTC

I end my therapy session with
"The saga continues".

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 5:20pm UTC

My friends suck at advice.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 4:51pm UTC

There are two things I take seriously in life.
NFL and beer pong

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 4:43pm UTC

I remember learning in high school biology that I share 50% of DNA with a banana
and sometimes I really feel it.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 4:39pm UTC

My mom accidently wrote that she is my spouse on her taxes.
This is a conversation I never thought I'd have.

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BravoSierra
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March 19, 2014 5:38pm UTC

Text a girl something funny, cute, or stupid
and it takes about 42 seconds for at least three of her friends to recieve a screenshot.

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BravoSierra
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March 19, 2014 5:30pm UTC

me: how much is this poster of this séxy chick?
sales clerk: that's a mirror.

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BravoSierra
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March 12, 2014 9:15pm UTC

Me: turn down for what
Me: *turns up the volume on the tv*

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BravoSierra
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March 7, 2014 1:46pm UTC

When I get comfortable with a person,
I start using them as footrests and pillows.

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BravoSierra
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March 4, 2014 7:32pm UTC

Person: "Are you single or ugly?"
Me: Yes.

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