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BravoSierra

  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    are you african
    because your're a frican bítch

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    person: you call yourself ugly so people will compiment you
    me: no, i call myself ugly beause i'm ugly

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 4, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    i broke up with gym class.
    it just wasn't working out.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 4, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    my dad: why are your eyes all red?
    my brother: i was smoking weed
    my dad: don't lie, you were crying because you're a little bítch.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 4, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    teacher: it's pajama day tomorrow
    that one kid: what if i sleep naked

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 3, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
    me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 3, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    me on my wedding day: you still like me, right?

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 3, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    am i the only one
    that thinks the front of cars look like faces?

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 1, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    best april fool's day joke: my life

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    if you can say these four words out loud very fast
    without getting tounge tied, you are a genius:
    1. Eye
    2. Yam
    3. Stew
    4. Peed

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 31, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    teacher: the "I" stands for imaginary numbers
    carson: wait, there are imaginary numbers now?
    carson: are there unicorns in the next lesson?
    carson: someone please teach me something useful
    carson: like balancing a checkbook

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 31, 2014 3:37pm UTC
    I have two problems
    1. nothing to wear
    2. no room for clothes

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 31, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    mom: your room is such a mess
    me: it's a metaphor for my life

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 31, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you make eye contact with someone through the crack in the bathroom stall

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 31, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    wedding vows 2030
    do you promise to fave her and retweet her,
    in good tweets and in bad,
    and follow her until death do you part?

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 30, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    I don't even need to insult you.
    Your face speaks for itself.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 28, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    Hell yeah, I favorite my own quotes.
    It's because I'm fúcking hilarious. And séxy.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    March 28, 2014 11:46am UTC
    I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 11:42am UTC
    teacher: can i see your homework
    me: no way loser, do your own

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