BowieBabe's Favorites

jimmy365
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

is it
hot in here or
am i satan
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

👍 this is good · read the comments · 196 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC

everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

👍 this is good · read the comments · 351 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
Who doesn't buy it?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 489 points

whereismymind
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 1:12am UTC

I AM A GIRL.
I don't drink, or smoke, or party ever weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama just to get attention.
Yes we still do exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 2:36pm UTC

That moment when the speck on the wall becomes more interesting than whatever your teacher happens to be rambling on about all class

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Best Joke EVER!
What did the farmer say when his tractor was stolen?
Where's my tractor?!
Hahaha. Got your hopes up there. By the way, did I mention that its an anti-joke

👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Neither. It's gonna be empty cuz i intend on drinking it and then I'm going to refill it because I'm thirsty.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 11:32am UTC

Dear math teachers of the world'
I'm never going to need to know the quadratic formula or how to prove two triangle congruent! Get over it and teach me something useful! Maybe how to make a pie!
-Sincerly,
Me

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 5:25pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
Your mom comes out wearing your favorite shirt and then you ave to burn it.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:31am UTC

Pulled a muscle sleeping. Well that's it. guess i have to lie in bed and go on witty all day.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 24 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:02pm UTC

All this money can't buy me a time machine!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC

How great would it be if things that were reduced fat actually REDUCED YOUR FAT!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Just found out that blue from blues clues is a girl. Life= RUINED.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC

30 Day Challenge
Day 12
The song that makes me cry is Hands (or at least I think thats the name...) by Jewel. Its the Rachel's Challenge like theme song and it reminds me of a lot of things.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Warning!!! Water can be detromental to your health!
1. All shark attacks occur in water.
2. Water is the #1 cause of drowning.
3. 100% of people who drink water WILL DIE.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 65 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Guys, girl's value your opinion. So this is a challenge. Prove that guys can actually care sometimes.
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my
profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
this on and see who the nicest guy is on
Witty. See what guy can actually write a
paragraph that will suprise you.
nmq (only do it if you want to )

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Ugly girls are like unicorns... THEY DON'T EXIST.
unless of course someone has a pet unicorn they would like to tell me about.....

👍 this is good · read the comments · 64 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:54pm UTC

After reading the
the sentence you are
now aware that the
the human brain often
does not inform you that the
the word "the" has been
repeated twice every time.
nmq saw this on some website and thought it way really cool.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 1:26pm UTC

Is it just me or do you guys wonder if Steve is actually Steve's name....? 0_o

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

Witty Profiles

BowieBabe